Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (2 Viewers)

[Taxi500]

Just whipped this up today in an hour... rip me apart, give advice. I'll take it cause I need it. Custom CPC is my next move!
Theme: Charlotte
I wanted to do something that would incorporate the popular teams and symbols from Charlotte or the State. From left to right: Panthers, Hornets, Charlotte FC (specifically the Jewel Kit). Frac Inspo: Gold frac (we're the 'minted city'), Green for the city flag, or RWB for the state flag)
Not 100% sure what denoms go to what chips.

 

[bergs]

Just whipped this up today in an hour..

Naw? Really?

. rip me apart, give advice.

1/2 isn’t bad I guess

I'll take it cause I need it.

Ooooooh

Custom CPC is my next move!

Wellllllll….

Theme: Charlotte

Theme: Hartford of the South

I wanted to do something that would incorporate the popular teams and symbols from Charlotte or the State. From left to right: Panthers,

Suck

Hornets

Really suck

, Charlotte FC (specifically the Jewel Kit

Who cares?

). Frac Inspo: Gold frac (we're the 'minted city'),

Didn’t Sherman burn your city to the ground?

Green for the city flag

People that celebrate city flags root for teams that hang division championship banners from their rafters. I should know. I’m a Whalers fan.

, or RWB for the state flag)

Same as above but conference championship banners

Not 100% sure what denoms go to what chips.

Sorta like designing a car and not sure where to put the engine so you just dump it in the passenger seat.

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Imagine your chip set was a 57 year old overweight man. Nothing wrong with that. Plenty of women are in love with 57 year old overweight men.

Now imagine disrobing and bending over and staring at the back of your own balls in the mirror.

That is your chip design.

My level set best advice is to never speak of this again. If you must, seek Russian shock therapy on the parts of the frontal lobe that deal with memory and try to forget.

Dear god. Back of the balls and Hartford South. Someone scratch my fucking eyes out.

 

[Taxi500]

Theme: Hartford of the South

Suck

Really suck

Who cares?

Didn’t Sherman burn your city to the ground?

People that celebrate city flags root for teams that hang division championship banners from their rafters. I should know. I’m a Whalers fan.

Same as above but conference championship banners

Sorta like designing a car and not sure where to put the engine so you just dump it in the passenger seat.

Imagine your chip set was a 57 year old overweight man. Nothing wrong with that. Plenty of women are in love with 57 year old overweight men.

Now imagine disrobing and bending over and staring at the back of your own balls in the mirror.

That is your chip design.

My level set best advice is to never speak of this again. If you must, seek Russian shock therapy on the parts of the frontal lobe that deal with memory and try to forget.

Dear god. Back of the balls and Hartford South. Someone scratch my fucking eyes out.

So what you're saying is I should make a yellow, red, blue, white & black NASCAR theme'd chip instead?

On it.

 

[bergs]

So what you're saying is I should make a yellow, red, blue, white & black NASCAR theme'd chip instead?

On it.

Please god, let him post that with some ridiculous inlay….I beseech you Heavenly Father, give us this day our daily shitty design that makes me want to pine for the burn of vomit rising through my gullet.

 

[MrCatPants]

Someone post something. I'm stuck sitting st soccer practice and feel like shredding acquaintances hopes and dreams.

 

[Machine]

You tube ‘Soccer practice’ they have a song for that

 

[jr8719]

Someone post something. I'm stuck sitting st soccer practice and feel like shredding acquaintances hopes and dreams.

I'll bite...

 

[davislane]

I'll bite...

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this should appease the spot progression gods. only way this could be better IMO is a red 4v418.

 

[MrCatPants]

I'll bite...

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Nothing screams "high stakes" like a giant $20 chip.

You'd have to be a certain age to understand this, but I am so glad you somehow found the original designer of "Ski Free" to do your inlay design. I'm just waiting for the abominable snowman to show up and eat me.

Riverside poker room. Or a lake, a lake is fine too.

The 5 looks like an old man's underwear.

 

[jr8719]

Nothing screams "high stakes" like a giant $20 chip.

You'd have to be a certain age to understand this, but I am so glad you somehow found the original designer of "Ski Free" to do your inlay design. I'm just waiting for the abominable snowman to show up and eat me.

Riverside poker room. Or a lake, a lake is fine too.

The 5 looks like an old man's underwear.

So you like the lineup, yeah?

 

[JP1984]

The problem with quarter pies is they aren't actually a color. They are two colors. Is it a pink chip with a blue spot, or a blue chip with a pink spot. Either way, it sucks. No quarter pie chip has ever been good, ever.

Something to do while I wait for customs to release them...Let's go! I've already covered off your problem with 1/4 pies, 3 colours ftw.

 

[MrCatPants]

Something to do while I wait for customs to release them...Let's go! I've already covered off your problem with 1/4 pies, 3 colours ftw.

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That's the friendliest fucking wasp I've ever seen.

Consistency in design is for tournament chips.

The problem with quarter pies is not fixable! Now the chip is unbalanced!

 

[FestiveKnight]

Something to do while I wait for customs to release them...Let's go! I've already covered off your problem with 1/4 pies, 3 colours ftw.

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You’re clearly not colorblind

 

[JP1984]

You’re clearly not colorblind

I discussed this with a couple of colour blind people before building this set. Learnt a lot about what colours are commonly most difficult to distinguish. Then asked all my players, none of which are colourblind and ignored everything I had learnt.

 

[jr8719]

Nothing screams "high stakes" like a giant $20 chip.

You'd have to be a certain age to understand this, but I am so glad you somehow found the original designer of "Ski Free" to do your inlay design. I'm just waiting for the abominable snowman to show up and eat me.

Riverside poker room. Or a lake, a lake is fine too.

The 5 looks like an old man's underwear.

Me and my OCD now overthinking that it's a lake on the inlay — not a river.

 

[MrCatPants]

Me and my OCD now overthinking that it's a lake on the inlay — not a river.

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You knew what you were getting into.

 

[allforcharity]

Me and my OCD now overthinking that it's a lake on the inlay — not a river.

It's an extremely wide and short river. That empties into another river.

 

[MrCatPants]

Me and my OCD now overthinking that it's a lake on the inlay — not a river.

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Ok so I've thought about this more than I should have.

The river vs. lake is really based on a single problematic tree. This one.

This clearly establishes a left/Western border for the water body pictured.

 

[jr8719]

Ok so I've thought about this more than I should have.

The river vs. lake is really based on a single problematic tree. This one.

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This clearly establishes a left/Western border for the water body pictured.

What have I started? And what have I become?!

 

[chipinla]

What have I started? And what have I become?!

I think it’s actually a pond

 

[MrCatPants]

What have I started? And what have I become?!

Are these already printed? Never post anything in here that is already printed. It'll haunt your dreams.

Like sexual assault bear.

 

[jr8719]

Are these already printed? Never post anything in here that is already printed. It'll haunt your dreams.

Like sexual assault bear.
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Hahahahah, they're not printed — yet...

 

[allforcharity]

The river vs. lake is really based on a single problematic tree. This one.

Mr. Bob Ross would beg to differ.
"There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents."
"There's a happy little tree. Tell you what, let's give him a friend. Everybody needs a friend."

 

[chipinla]

Mr. Bob Ross would beg to differ.
"There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents."
"There's a happy little tree. Tell you what, let's give him a friend. Everybody needs a friend."

And that friend is a lagoon

 

[Pinesol13]

And that friend is a lagoon

I vote Tidal Estuary

 

[chipinla]

I vote Tidal Estuary

I do believe we have a set that @jr8719 can finally be happy with.

 

[Pinesol13]

I do believe we have a set that @jr8719 can finally be happy with.
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Time for @dmoney To run another group buy, I'd buy a 1000+ set of these

 

[bergs]

I eagerly await my sample set from the Pyroclastic Flow Puddle Poker Room.

 

[jr8719]

I eagerly await my sample set from the Pyroclastic Flow Puddle Poker Room.

None of you are getting sample sets at this rate!

 

[chipinla]

None of you are getting sample sets at this rate!

Why would we need sample sets when we are all getting our own full Tina hat and cane mold sets?