- Feb 15, 2021
- Reaction score
|@BamaT8ter has nothing, and like an overweight ninja looking for a noodle house at night, he checks hoping to sneak in to the turn for free.|
@ktran hits his 5. But there are 9 other people in the hand behind him, and they can't all have pocket 2's. So, he places a test bet of $2 to see how things unfold.
|It's the curse of NJ for @mburnznj who gets a board with 2 face cards, yet none of them match his 2. Same shit happens to me all the time. I also bet it, so that's what we're gonna do here. Let's rep it!|
@justincarothers is super pissed that his 88s missed. In a fit of rage and anger, he starts 3 new group buys.
|It's looking bleak for @TX_Golf_N_Poker. He's got the backdoor flush possibility, and since he's all about backdoor action, he calls. |
@Okku takes a break from posting awesome poker videos to his YouTube channel and raises it up to $25. He steps back and proudly proclaims, "Whatcha gonna do, fuckers?"
|Well, with outs, @RadicusScout and @Gubbins call. @ChipFinderSK actually has the best hand right now. He promised the people he loves that he'd stop calling pre-flop raises with bullshit cards. After all, the last time that happened, he woke up in an alley in Thailand with no clothes on. But that 3D printed swag is just too irresistible.|
Hey, unless Justin's got size DDD jugs, this isn't a repeat of HCL...*immediately calls for an audit of the production room*
Yes.Online poker is rigged.
Haha - they are down by the dealer; I assure you, they were burned...I didn't see any burn cards, misdeal.
|@mburnznj calls the raises from his right, hoping for the McJiggity|
|@justincarothers, bucking all poker etiquette, jumps on top of his stack and rides it into the pot knowing he's all but clinched. In an emotional celebration, he opens up 8 new Group Buys on PCF.|
That photo should be framed!!!! Thanks for the fun @BearMetalAnd the winner is ...
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Congratulations @justincarothers! Although the King comes out and gives @ChipFinderSK 3-of-a-kind, it's not enough to sink your boat. You got a boat. I don't get boats. WTF.
I will see if I can sneak in Table-2 before bedtime, otherwise, it'll be Saturday!
So much stuff going on today, sorry I didn't call you out morethought I was in for a shout pre flop. Cheers bear metal that was fun.
Every credit man, best giveaway I’ve seen by milesSo much stuff going on today, sorry I didn't call you out more
Trying to get table 2 setup now!
|@DeusEx is first to act with his weak Ace. He looks around the table and locks eyes with @Isufiji - a small twitch forms in the corner of @Isufiji's mouth. That's the sign - he's got Aces ... @DeusEx checks. The entire table looks at him and you can hear the sound of their blinking. After several awkward moments, he calls. Little does he know his Ace is the only one out there.|
|@harrysallout has connected royalty, and raises it up. @Northern Paladin has 69 and says "Giggity".|
|@Marius L also has connected cards and think's he's already got this locked up. You all know he's hitting his straight, right? The rest call, including @Mrs Poker Zombie , whose suited broadway cards could come out of nowhere at any moment. She waits, in the darkness, like a Zombie.|
We're going to go runner runner 3, 5, and then me and the Klingon will duel it outAnd the flop is ...
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Lots of people hit pieces of this flop, and there are definitely turns and rivers that could ruin someone's three dimensional dreams. Let the trash talking begin, I'm getting a bourbon. Best of all, fucking Justin isn't in this hand, so there won't be any Full Houses
You know me so well!But oh no, in a surprise move, @Mrs Poker Zombie jumps @calfdemon after noticing a bridge shuffle! She takes the DB from him, and shifts the deal down 1 spot to the left. When asked about the controversy, she replied "There is no place on PCF for a bridge shuffle; #Riffle4Evuh!"
|@BEANO52 has two over cards, and even though he suspects that he's currently beat, feels that at least one of those is going to hit. $2 is the bet, but @cmbird23 has a piece of this board. They raise it up to $4 in hopes that a king might give them the silent killer two pair. The bet is called by everybody else who thinks that they're going to hit something.|
|In fact, everyone else decides to tuck it and call. So many live cards... And nobody willing to make the push.|
|@Mrs Poker Zombie is actually a head with her top pair and King kicker. She doesn't raise it up though. She knows who she's playing against, a bunch of call stations who get their jollies from throwing their chips in and crossing their fingers under the table. It's a smooth call but will it pay off...|
|@BEANO52 slows down and checks. He knows that the seven shouldn't really change anything, and that his two over cards could possibly still hit. But surprisingly everyone checks after him... Like, literally everyone.|
|@Thomacetti did hit his seven and now is one card closer to his runner runner! But he doesn't want to have to use his one time. So the bets now $5.|
|@Mrs Poker Zombie knows exactly what @Thomacetti is trying to do, and it's not going to fly. She gets up, walks across the table, and dumps all of her chips in front of him. "All-in, whatcha going do with your pair of 7s"|