Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (27 Viewers)

[ryanoreilly1511]

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

OK let me have it

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

OK let me have it

Oh buddy. Well you definitely have the total bank covered, I can say that as a compliment

 

[JMC9389]

They came out great!

 

[MrCatPants]

OK let me have it

Cardinal sin #1 - don't mix tournament chips with cash chips. And tournament chips shouldn't have dollar signs on them as they are not currency.

That $5. It's ugly. a) discount tri-moon b) represents the four shades of sickly elderly man feces.

You'll never use a $10 chip. Unless you are playing 5/10 limit. Which since you made $1s and $1000s, you're not. And that said you'll never use a $2.50 chip unless you're doing casino nights with odds that casinos don't pay anymore.

The $100 is also a discount tri moon.

The $500 is an actual tri-moon. GTFO.

No need to do different designs on each side. It's all too much.

Now the inlay. Well, it's simple. But I have a great number of questions. Is OR an acronym? Or an abbreviation? Because it's a word that actually means something, you're not supposed to do that. Like, also don't change it to LOL entertainment. Why is there a bull? Why are you planning to print entertainment at 1/3 of a point font on the front? Why not have the denomination on both sides as that's the most critical information an inlay can have?

Tldr - it's the same.

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

It’s an acronym. These are not tournament chips

 

[Coyote]

@MrCatPants it's been a very unfortunate non-coincidence that we did not play together back in 2019 when I visited Houston on a business trip. Chances are I 'll never come there in my life again.
I guess you keep contact with my beloved fellow-players, @Ethan , @Darson , and @crussader

 

[bergs]

OK let me have it

Let you have it OR what?

 

[MrCatPants]

Ho, ho, ho. Who wants to hear exactly why their chip mockup is no, no, no?

 

[spartan037]

Sure opinions on this?

 

[MrCatPants]

Sure opinions on this?
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no inlay, no evisceration.

 

[Freeroll]

Can't seem to get the inlay design on the chip mockup, but fire away.

 

[MrCatPants]

Can't seem to get the inlay design on the chip mockup, but fire away.
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If you can't figure out how to load an inlay on the designer, you probably shouldn't trust yourself with a 4-digit poker chip purchase.

Is that a white edge spot on every chip? Or a placeholder? I hope it's a placeholder.

Glace Bay sounds like something someone drunk says when trying to say Glacier Bay. I looked this place up. There's 16,000 people there. Are you sure there are enough people who like poker tournaments there to warrant a set that has both t25s and t25,000s?

Red is not a traditional choice for a T5k. You do you though.

Did you intentionally make the T100 look like that? Gray with black and white spots? At least upgrade to technicolor.

So the inlay. Why does the light not source from a spotlight, but from dark windows? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS? IS THIS SATAN'S LIGHTHOUSE?

I really don't have any more to say about the inlay. It's plain. It's dark. It's creepy and isolating. It makes me sad and I don't want to look at it anymore.

 

[Freeroll]

Ouch. Got what I asked for. Lol

 

[iLogik]

Sure wynut…

 

[MrCatPants]

Sure wynut…

Much like the Aztec empire, these things should have been wiped out by the Spanish like 600 years ago.

I do understand the font style, but it will translate horribly to print and just look like it's low print quality.

I am unable to zoom on this lackluster image. What is the water mark? A weird ass spider? To be clear, I don't want you to answer the question as I don't particularly care. But I can't tell what it is and your players wont be able to either.

The $1 is a discount tri-moon. It sucks.

Green is for $25s, not $20s. Your $100 should become your $20 and you should do a white hundred.

The T5K should be nicknamed "Pornhub".

 

[iLogik]

Thank you for your feedback and kind words

 

[chipinla]

Thank you for your feedback and kind words

 

[Machine]

I don't even think @MrCatPants even reads this thread anymore, too busy finding people to lick cards.
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[Taghkanic]

This post should be retitled I PUT THE MOCK IN MOCKUP

 

[MrCatPants]

I don't even think @MrCatPants even reads this thread anymore, too busy finding people to lick cards.
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No inlay, no evisceration.

 

[chipinla]

No inlay, no evisceration.

Stick it in me… I’m feeling frisky

 

[MrCatPants]

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Stick it in me… I’m feeling frisky

Steve's 25 cent Kansas City hooker in a skort?

Why is she holding a dead bird head?

Why did you put those edge spots on the $25? It's weird. It looks like two infected weiners coming right at Steve's Kansas City hooker.

The 25 cent looks like the paint card sample area at Lowe's. "Should we do Mint Green?' "No no, Basil is better." "Lets take samples of all of them home and put them on the same poker chip."

 

[Timmah]

 

[MrCatPants]

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That's ladyparts.

 

[spartan037]

no inlay, no evisceration.

Ok here they are with an inlay

 

[MrCatPants]

Ok here they are with an inlay

That took you two months? CLOCK

 

[Mr_ESN]

I want to try now

 

[ekricket]

I want to try now

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Hell this one’s easy. Your inlays too dark, can’t see the denominations. Is it a black bear at midnight eating blackberries?

 

[MrCatPants]

I want to try now

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No inlay, no evisceration.