With apologies to more recent members, this reminds me of the 2009 Xtranormal video (do-it-yourself animation video) by
@Johnny5 about a guy taking delivery of yet another shipment of chips. He explained to his wife/girlfriend why he needed these chips -- I can't recall all the details but I do remember that shaped inlays and specific edge spots were involved. The punch line was her telling our hero to "Go marry ChipTalk." I can still hear that line! Sadly, the Xtranormal site has been shut down.