A duck walks into a convenience store, waddles up to the counter, and asks the man behind the counter, "Excuse me sir, do you have any grapes?"
The man, a bit taken aback by a talking duck, replies "No, we don't sell grapes here." "Oh well", the duck replies, and waddles out.
The next day, same duck walks into the same convenience, waddles up to the counter, and asks the same man, "Excuse me sir, do you have any grapes?" The man, mildly annoyed at having to repeat himself, says "No, don't have any grapes." "Oh well", the duck replies, and waddles out.
The following day, same duck, same man, same thing. Duck waddles up and asks for some grapes. "We don't have any grapes" the man yells, visibly annoyed at the having to deal with this duck. His yelling doesn't faze the duck though, who, like the previous two days, says "Oh well," and waddles out.
The next day, it happens again. But, before the duck can even get to the counter, the man starts yelling, veins in his neck bulging - "I don't have any frickin' grapes. Stop asking. In fact, the next time that you come in here and ask for grapes I'm going to nail your webbed feet directly to the floor. Now get out!!" "Ok," says the duck calmly "got it." Turns around and waddles out.
Following day, the duck walks in again. The man is silently fuming, hands balled into fists, ready to commit violence, as the duck waddles up to the counter. "Excuse me sir," the duck says, "but do you have any nails?" The man, so surprised at the question, is caught off guard and calms down. "No," he replies, "I don't have any nails here."
"Oh good," the duck replies. "In that case, do you have any grapes?"
The man, a bit taken aback by a talking duck, replies "No, we don't sell grapes here." "Oh well", the duck replies, and waddles out.
The next day, same duck walks into the same convenience, waddles up to the counter, and asks the same man, "Excuse me sir, do you have any grapes?" The man, mildly annoyed at having to repeat himself, says "No, don't have any grapes." "Oh well", the duck replies, and waddles out.
The following day, same duck, same man, same thing. Duck waddles up and asks for some grapes. "We don't have any grapes" the man yells, visibly annoyed at the having to deal with this duck. His yelling doesn't faze the duck though, who, like the previous two days, says "Oh well," and waddles out.
The next day, it happens again. But, before the duck can even get to the counter, the man starts yelling, veins in his neck bulging - "I don't have any frickin' grapes. Stop asking. In fact, the next time that you come in here and ask for grapes I'm going to nail your webbed feet directly to the floor. Now get out!!" "Ok," says the duck calmly "got it." Turns around and waddles out.
Following day, the duck walks in again. The man is silently fuming, hands balled into fists, ready to commit violence, as the duck waddles up to the counter. "Excuse me sir," the duck says, "but do you have any nails?" The man, so surprised at the question, is caught off guard and calms down. "No," he replies, "I don't have any nails here."
"Oh good," the duck replies. "In that case, do you have any grapes?"
