"Externally, I am now a platypus."

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not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

Cosmo Story


and for reference (the resemblance is obviously uncanny):

 

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Admin! Admin! Admin!

I'm almost positive there's a WTF Thread here. I believe this belongs there!

If there's not one please make one.[emoji15]
 

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Admin! Admin! Admin!

I'm almost positive there's a WTF Thread here. I believe this belongs there!

If there's not one please make one.[emoji15]
how is this wtf? guy wants to be a platypus. standard fantasy imo.
 

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Cosmo obv.

"10 Tricks to Drive Your Platypus Wild!"
 

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You owe me 1 minute and 20 seconds of my life back.

Please submit a check at your earliest convenience.

The amount due is based on what my employer pays me to save human lives.

1:20 = 33¢

Damn, now I'm depressed by how little I get paid. You just set a new record for boring me and depressing me in the least amount of time.
 

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You owe me 1 minute and 20 seconds of my life back.

Please submit a check at your earliest convenience.

The amount due is based on what my employer pays me to save human lives.

1:20 = 33¢

Damn, now I'm depressed by how little I get paid. You just set a new record for boring me and depressing me in the least amount of time.
how much do i need to pay you to not save human lives? as evidenced by the OP, we're not all that great.
 

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Your employer discriminates against human platypus?
 

jbutler

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Your employer discriminates against human platypus?
and the discovery of keller's platypus preferences resulted in disciplinary action which still to this day provide that he must use internet explorer as his default browser. brutal.
 
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