Don't blame Canadians for PayPal fees (5 Viewers)

[Steppenwolf]

At best it’s libel, not slander, but since it was written in a pm you’d have a pretty tough case to make.

Playing along with the legal banter... a comment like "all Canadians are sneaky ducks" would also be protected, in a defamation action, as a "rhetorical hyperbole" or statement of opinion.

On a more serious note, it would still be a terrible thing to say or imply. Given the recent uptick of disparaging comments I've seen towards foreigners (e.g., see "CONUS only" and "In this together" discussions), I just think our foreign brethren have gotten the short end of the stick lately and deserve better treatment. Being American is an unearned privelege.

"With great power comes great responsibility"
-- Uncle Ben (Spider-Man)

 

[JMC9389]

If we're going to have an international donut faceoff, lets establish some ground rules:

1. Cake donuts rule. Raised donuts suck.

2. Beignets beat any donut on the planet.

There. I think that's all we need...

Rule #3. No touching of the hair or face.

 

[TheDuke]

If we're going to have an international donut faceoff, lets establish some ground rules:

1. Cake donuts rule. Raised donuts suck.

2. Beignets beat any donut on the planet.

There. I think that's all we need...

I agree with you on point 2. Had beignets at Cafe Du Monde. Amazing.

But a fried raised donut is way better than a cake donut. If you're going to eat cake donut, get the real thing and eat some cake.

 

[Mr_Y3RAC]

What you are going to want to do is find a Krispy Kreme when they have the 'hot now' light on, and buy you a box of those. Just original glazed fresh from the fryer is magical. Dont buy them from the grocery store or gas station as they arent good. Have to get them straight from the source.

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Will so! Thanks

 

[pltrgyst]

Rule #3. No touching of the hair or face.

I know you live in Jersey, but if your donuts have hair, you have bigger problems than we can address here.

 

[Highli99]

Fractures Prune is the penultimate donut and I highly recomend if you find yourself near one. My favorite is the pebble beach hot and melty in my mouth. Interestingly for this group they hand out playing cards when you wait for your order to be hand made in front of you. So instead of order numbers or names they shout out “queen of diamonds” and you go get your hot donuts.

https://fracturedprune.com/

 

[allforcharity]

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A little-known bit of trivia: Dante mentioned this sign on the Gates of Hell, right below where it says "All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter." But it never made it past the 2nd editor of the Inferno.

 

[StewbieDoo]

Fractures Prune is the penultimate donut and I highly recomend if you find yourself near one. My favorite is the pebble beach hot and melty in my mouth. Interestingly for this group they hand out playing cards when you wait for your order to be hand made in front of you. So instead of order numbers or names they shout out “queen of diamonds” and you go get your hot donuts.

https://fracturedprune.com/

Head downtown to Diablo Doughnuts in Fed and you may find yourself a new favorite

 

[allforcharity]

If we're going to have an international donut faceoff, lets establish some ground rules:

1. Cake donuts rule. Raised donuts suck.

2. Beignets beat any donut on the planet.

There. I think that's all we need...

I feel that you're a man after my own heart-shaped donut.

 

[horseshoez]

I got JD Flannel and Side Car as incredible donut options in SoCal. Next meetup in this area, it’s on like Donkey Kong.

 

[Beakertwang]

Fractures Prune is the penultimate donut

So after I eat one, I only get one more donut for the rest of my life?!

 

[allforcharity]

"With great power comes great responsibility"
-- Uncle Ben (Spider-Man)

Wait. A grain of converted rice said this?

 

[QuailValley]

I feel that you're a man after my own heart-shaped donut.

I've gotta say you Canadians are wrong about your doughnuts and wrong about your bacon.

 

[BGinGA]

We all become asses here sooner or later....

I can personally attest this to be true.

 

[allforcharity]

doughnuts

Aha! Made you use Canadian/British spelling! Assimilated!

 

[Highli99]

So after I eat one, I only get one more donut for the rest of my life?!

it’s the last you’ll need. They are very heavy. It’s like the Antichrist to a Kristy Kream

 

[QuailValley]

Aha! Made you use Canadian/British spelling! Assimilated!

Damn auto correct has betrayed me.

 

[Steppenwolf]

Wait. A grain of converted rice said this?

Very punny. Don't let those jokes Bern a whole in your pocket... or your doughnut

 

[judgeanjury]

 

[raynmanas]

it’s the last you’ll need. They are very heavy. It’s like the Antichrist to a Kristy Kream

i think his point was that "penultimate" means "second to last"

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[allforcharity]

Very punny. Don't let those jokes Bern a whole in your pocket... or your doughnut

Okay, I promise I'll stop now.



"Krispy Kreme blows."
- Revelation 24:16 (abridged)

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

I hate to thread crap, but this thread's getting way more action than wanted adds do.

Does anybody have any of these for sale?

Edit: I'll pay all fees

 

[Sprouty]

all Canadians are sneaky ducks"

 

[horseshoez]

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Duck…IS the new fuck. We’ve confirmed this here on PCF.

 

[bigdonkey]

We canucks know the real reason you Americans don’t like us. We’re like the cousins you can’t take home after the family reunion.

Listen here, pal. I've banged a lot of my cousins, but I'd never choose the Canadian one.

Apologies for the cousin-banging jokes to all you Southerners who have banged your cousins.

 

[wolfpack]

 

[wolfpack]

for the record tim horton donuts suck, but so do dunkins.

Krispy Kreme is were it's at.

 

[Silver_Fiend]

Old-fashions (aka sour creme) donuts are the absofuckinglutely best donut there is. Beignets are the supreme form, but they are so far above any other "donut" that they are in their own class, and thus called by the French term to differentiate.

 

[joeyshin]

Cronuts