as a human factors enthusiast... I just don't like how Bronze Jack sounds in my head... it seems very awkward and off-putting... possibly move the colors up one?
The Silver Jack
The Gold Queen
The Platinum King
The Diamond Ace (lol @ excalibur, but it kinda throws off the theme doesn't it?)
...and of course, you can do a special model for the europeans called the Royale with Cheese...
P.S. it's 320am... why the hell am I awake... this table-building nonsense has got my mind in overdrive...