If you could fight any PCFer past or present, who would you fight? (1 Viewer)

[allforcharity]

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS, TOFFEE-NOSED, MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

Abuse! I like it!

I nominate everybody else for "Being Hit On The Head lessons".

 

[allforcharity]

That movie has quaotable lines, but FFS, the ending...

Budget ran out. Kinda like donking off your stack, which some here can't fathom the idea whereas I know that experience all too well.

 

[liftapint]

I would fight @gopherblue, in a winner-takes-all TRK collection showdown. I may not look like much, but I can be resourceful when suffiently motivated!

 

[gopherblue]

I would fight @gopherblue, in a winner-takes-all TRK collection showdown. I may not look like much, but I can be resourceful when suffiently motivated!

Siblings always fight.

But in any event, I’m a lawyer, not a fighter.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Abuse! I like it!

I nominate everybody else for "Being Hit On The Head lessons".

What a stupid concept.

 

[BarrieJ3]

I want to fight @MrCatPants for using a Costanza gif without my permission.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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I'm going to let this one slide. While it's technically a Costanza gif, I can't lay claim to the entire family.

 

[allforcharity]

I'm going to let this one slide. While it's technically a Costanza gif, I can't lay claim to the entire family.

What about Duckman quotes? "I am NOT cleaning that up!"

 

[99%evil]

Jojobinks -he/she was a piece o' shit.

 

[WedgeRock]

Who was the fuzzy pink hat guy at CT? Can't recall his name right now...

 

[legend672]

Who was the fuzzy pink hat guy at CT? Can't recall his name right now...

Yeltsin, maybe

 

[WedgeRock]

Yep. That was it.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I'm not going to fight anybody, but there are a few I could never fight...

• @Mesnik44 - if I won, I'd have to get more than a mile away before he came to, because he can probably shoot a moving target anywhere under a mile
• @ChaosRock - anyone taking a swing at Paulo, for any reason, would automatically be the biggest douchebag in the history of mankind.
• @Tommy - I couldn't handle the lifetime ban
• @Mrs Poker Zombie - Never piss off a redhead

 

[Mesnik44]

I'm not going to fight anybody, but there are a few I could never fight...

• @Mesnik44 - if I won, I'd have to get more than a mile away before he came to, because he can probably shoot a moving target anywhere under a mile
• @ChaosRock - anyone taking a swing at Paulo, for any reason, would automatically be the biggest douchebag in the history of mankind.
• @Tommy - I couldn't handle the lifetime ban
• @Mrs Poker Zombie - Never piss off a redhead

I'm a lover not a fighter, I used to love to fight. But one day, I'm just gonna say f*ck it all and let my demons come out and play.

The fire in their hair is there for a reason. It's a warning sign that most people don't see!

 

[Moxie Mike]

Just thought this thread needed a bump.

 

[JeepologyOffroad]

I’d fight @markleteenie

 

[davislane]

I'm surprised no one has nominated @Poppin92 yet.

 

[HaRDHouSeiNC]

I'm surprised no one has nominated @Poppin92 yet.

 

[Perthmike]

I'm surprised no one has nominated @Poppin92 yet.

His bitch ass wouldn't put up a good enough fight

 

[Thomacetti]

His bitch ass wouldn't put up a good enough fight

Obv. he would run away before we made it to the schoolyard

And for all the lawyers out there....

Drama on the outside BUT Gold on the inside

 

[markleteenie]

I’d fight @markleteenie

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Watch out, I’m scrappy.

 

[bergs]

Oooooh, this is great.

I’m definitely squaring off with the evil DR RED OTT but I’m going to need some special powers because that fucker has like 6 arms and the ability to destroy any chips within a 60 foot radius just using his mind.

I fantasize about stabbing @MatB every time I play with him, but let’s be honest, so does everyone else. I just can’t do it though, he’s so........british.

 

[bergs]

Where’s the pic of @Schmendr1ck squaring off against @Josh Kifer ? I feel like we should’ve had an opportunity to wager on that and form a fighting circle to watch and cheer from.

 

[JMC9389]

Where’s the pic of @Schmendr1ck squaring off against @Josh Kifer ? I feel like we should’ve had an opportunity to wager on that and form a fighting circle to watch and cheer from.

I'll give some action, but only on the condition that the rematch occurs during taco night again. All of my PCF clout is on Kifer.

 

[mipevi]

I’m definitely squaring off with the evil DR RED OTT but I’m going to need some special powers because that fucker has like 6 arms and the ability to destroy any chips within a 60 foot radius just using his mind.

 

[bergs]

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I can take him. I need Leonard’s Special Strength Margaritas and enough IPAs to float the Titanic.

 

[allforcharity]

I'm surprised no one has nominated @Poppin92 yet.

As a Frenchman, his surrender game would be too strong and therefore fight would not be fun, IMHO.

 

[Thomacetti]

Oooooh, this is great.

I’m definitely squaring off with the evil DR RED OTT but I’m going to need some special powers because that fucker has like 6 arms and the ability to destroy any chips within a 60 foot radius just using his mind.

I fantasize about stabbing @MatB every time I play with him, but let’s be honest, so does everyone else. I just can’t do it though, he’s so........british.

Put some alcohol in that man...if he is still acting british then you will be able to kill him with a rusty spoon and some tin foil

 

[JustDogbert]

As a Frenchman, his surrender game would be too strong and therefore fight would not be fun, IMHO.

I have some great WWII French rifles for sale - never fired, only dropped once.

But yeah, I poppin needs and ass beatin'.

 

[arch3r]

Bring on @BonScot.