If you could fight any PCFer past or present, who would you fight? (3 Viewers)

[surfik]

Myself.. I AM MY OWN GREATEST ENEMY

 

[Moxie Mike]

Chips Dealer used to be a PCF’er?

With some of the more recent classified listings I’ve seen, I’m thinking he might be an active participant here...

Is there another resource he could be using to acquire inventory?

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

What about from a drinking aspect Kevin? Who would win?? We need our finest soldiers in the Scottish/Irish/American (German/Native American for my ethnicity card but mostly just regular old boring american) Battle Royale!

You meant sailors. Soldiers can't drink worth a shit. They're too busy marching, climbing hills, and being all in shape and shit. While they're doing all that manly stuff, sailors are busy drinking amd dancing with their women. We get way more practice!!

I suspect me and @BonScot would have a hell of a time!! Couldn't tell who would win a drinking contest, but I guarantee you neither of us would likely remember anyway.

 

[BarrieJ3]

You meant sailors. Soldiers can't drink worth a shit. They're too busy marching, climbing hills, and being all in shape and shit. While they're doing all that manly stuff, sailors are busy drinking

College dorm was myself, a rotc kid, marine kid, navy kid, 2 merchant marines.

Rotc kid was just annoying about rules like how well shaved we were and shoes not being shined, marine kid was fun to go workout with and would let us join in fun activities like jumping off the ship, and the navy/merchant marines were....drunk the entire freshman year lol.

 

[johnjohn]

I'd fight the 2017 version of @johnjohn.

 

[BonScot]

You meant sailors. Soldiers can't drink worth a shit. They're too busy marching, climbing hills, and being all in shape and shit. While they're doing all that manly stuff, sailors are busy drinking amd dancing with their women. We get way more practice!!

I suspect me and @BonScot would have a hell of a time!! Couldn't tell who would win a drinking contest, but I guarantee you neither of us would likely remember anyway.

That would be a night that would lead to some great stories. This has to happen... or maybe it already has and we can’t remember

 

[Klobberer]

Hmmmm, no one's pissed me off yet (it takes a lot), but I do like hitting things. Maybe that's why I carry a 32 oz. Estwing around most days. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you're not swinging hard enough.

 

[12thMan]

I’m fighting @Tommy

No reason except that I know when you go to prison you have to pick the biggest, baddest dude there and get some work in to get respect..... If we are thunderdoming I’m going straight to the top!!!!!!

 

[pltrgyst]

I'd choose one of the guys who have kicked the bucket since PCF started.

Barring that, I'd pick Russ, 'cuz he's the only guy around here older than I am.

 

[ovo]

I would say ChickenRob but , not to fight the man, I would sit down and smoke a bowl and drink some beers with him, then come to an understanding

 

[allforcharity]

I'll fight anybody that hates James Bond references. Or Monty Python references.

 

[Mesnik44]

@allforcharity Sorry man, I despise, loathe, and pretty much hate Monty Python.

 

[Mesnik44]

You meant sailors. Soldiers can't drink worth a shit. They're too busy marching, climbing hills, and being all in shape and shit. While they're doing all that manly stuff, sailors are busy drinking amd dancing with their women. We get way more practice!!

As an ex-soldier, I beg to differ. I used to drink like a fish, and probably still could today!

 

[allforcharity]

@allforcharity Sorry man, I despise, loathe, and pretty much hate Monty Python.

BLASPHEMER! I'm gonna quote Monty Python at you until you bleed from your ears!

 

[Mesnik44]

Well....just fight me instead?

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

As an ex-soldier, I beg to differ. I used to drink like a fish, and probably still could today!

First 12 rounds are on me.

 

[Highli99]

I would say ChickenRob but , not to fight the man, I would sit down and smoke a bowl and drink some beers with him, then come to an understanding

never met the man but saw pictures of his MGM chicken paulsons and they were pretty sweet.

 

[Mesnik44]

First 12 rounds are on me.

IN!!!

 

[Quicksilver-75]

RESERVED FOR FESTIVUS 2020.

No need to spoil the “Airing of the Grievances”

 

[legend672]

BLASPHEMER! I'm gonna quote Monty Python at you until you bleed from your ears!

Bring us a shrubbery, a good one

 

[pltrgyst]

Bring us a shrubbery, a good one.

Not too expensive.

 

[bigdonkey]

You meant sailors. Soldiers can't drink worth a shit. They're too busy marching, climbing hills, and being all in shape and shit. While they're doing all that manly stuff, sailors are busy drinking amd dancing with their women. We get way more practice!!

I suspect me and @BonScot would have a hell of a time!! Couldn't tell who would win a drinking contest, but I guarantee you neither of us would likely remember anyway.

 

[Cliff]

I’d knock jojo binks the fuck out.

Before I even opened the thread. jojo binks is the first name that popped into my head

 

[WedgeRock]

Bring us a shrubbery, a good one

That movie has quaotable lines, but FFS, the ending...

 

[legend672]

Before I even opened the thread. jojo binks is the first name that popped into my head

You made my night.

 

[legend672]

That movie has quaotable lines, but FFS, the ending...

The number is 3

 

[hdgeno]

Before I even opened the thread. jojo binks is the first name that popped into my head

You made my night.

I remember jojobinks vaguely, but can't remember why there's hate for him(my memory is that of a 90 year old man). What did he do?

 

[WedgeRock]

I remember jojobinks vaguely, but can't remember why there's hate for him(my memory is that of a 90 year old man). What did he do?

Noooooo!

Let's talk about boat chips!

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I feel like I should have been on your list, @Moxie Mike.

I want to fight @MrCatPants for using a Costanza gif without my permission.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

@allforcharity Sorry man, I despise, loathe, and pretty much hate Monty Python.

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS, TOFFEE-NOSED, MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!