2 years ago, my wife and I took our kid to Pizza Hut because it was her favorite spot to dine in. As we were waiting for our food, she notices an Indian family dining 3 booths down, the dad wearing a metallic blue and gold vest and a turban. She turns around and proceeds to say: "mom, dad, is that the genie that comes out of a magic lamp?"
I got two from a long time ago. Jimmy at 6 years old while crossing the King Fahd Causeway into Saudi Arabia customs (we had pork in the suitcases) just as I'm about to roll the window down..."Whatever you guys do, don't say the word "pork". " and same kid later in the day as we are passing a broken down car with a man and his four wives all in thobes and full abaya and face shields, "Dad, what's with all the judges out there?"