I'll echo @detroitdad 's sentiments. I've known my wife since high school, happily married (up! ) for nearly 20 years and 99% of the time we get along great. Buuuuuuuuuut.....
It was That traumatic, eh?I guess this is a "brag". I'm not sure the last time Colleen was mad at me.
I think I read about that in Penthouse once!Had to apologize for mistaking my wife for her twin sister.
Ah, another victim of Alzheimers.I guess this is a "brag". I'm not sure the last time Colleen was mad at me.
A divorce is the first step toward finding true happiness with your second wife. Especially if both share the same first name (trust me on this one, after 31 years with #2!)Hmmmmm……….. I’m divorced.
I think it was just assumed that this was universal for PCFers...Nobody's had to apologize for receiving more mail packages than the Mrs. or having more chips than she has shoes?
Yep. Happened recently.I'll echo @detroitdad 's sentiments. I've known my wife since high school, happily married (up! ) for nearly 20 years and 99% of the time we get along great. Buuuuuuuuuut.....
^^this one^^ truly made me laugh out loud Dan because I can TOTALLY relate
I get that too. She’s jealous that I fall asleep so fast.Yep. Happened recently.
Best one recently, I was already in bed. She comes to bed and makes that noise that let me know she was upset and wanted to talk.
I reluctantly ask what’s wrong. Apparently it takes me so little time to get ready for bed that I get in bed 10-15 minutes before her when we go up at the same time and it annoyed her. LOL. I’ve not let her live that one down for a while.
Had to apologize for mistaking my wife for her twin sister.
So many questions. But I’m not sure I can handle the answers. LolYesterday she had a friend over prepping for a wedding this weekend. They were sitting on the carpet doing some craft and she saw one of my pubes next to her friend. She had to grab it and hide it.
She tells me the story today
Wife: “Your pubes were right next to Esther last night”
Me: “Huh? What?! What are you saying”
Wife: “Why are you pubes on the carpet?”
Me: “I don’t know. They just fall out. I’m getting old. How do you know it wasn’t yours?!”
Wife: “Mine aren’t that long” (this is true)
Me: “I don’t know dear. I don’t keep track of them”
So many questions. But I’m not sure I can handle the answers. Lol
Shin when I had the Long Beard I was asked the same two questions on a regular basis... not everyday but 7 years with that beard it w as s easily thousands of times.I probably don’t have answers
Shin when I had the Long Beard I was asked the same two questions on a regular basis... not everyday but 7 years with that beard it w as s easily thousands of times.
#1 obviously "who long did that take to grow" my favorite answer was "3 months" they just look at you funny.
But the best question was "when is the last time you shaved?" I just stare them in the face and say "yesterday" and wait for it to him them! Lmao
Also if you choose to forego Manscaping then definitely grow a beard as you can blame beard hairs on being pubes.
Reminds me of this one…Ditto!
The old joke is true…
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it!!
Lady selling chips on eBay "these are from my late husbands collection"Reminds me of this one…
Have you seen the new “Divorce Barbie”?
She comes with half of Ken’s stuff
"Hes not dead, I got half of his crap in the divorce"
Good one. Unrelated to this thread, but reminds me of a joke.Reminds me of this one…
Have you seen the new “Divorce Barbie”?
She comes with half of Ken’s stuff
I put a few hundred into bovada to bet random props for the super bowl. It showed up on our statement as a bill to niarobi. My wife saw it while at work today and texted me all concerned our account was hacked. I took it in another direction.
and I think I had her convinced for about 90 seconds that I sent money to the "royal family" of Nairobi.
So today's apology was,
1. sorry for wasting your time at work
2. Sorry for making you think we had to alert the bank for fraudulent activity.
3. Sorry for saying you are insensitive to 3rd world problem