Things I've Apologized to My Wife For (1 Viewer)

MegaTon44

Full House
Supporting Member
Joined
Feb 9, 2016
Messages
3,610
Reaction score
12,385
Location
Collegeville, PA
Are you a p-whipped sissy who can't do anything without getting yelled out by your spouse? Well, you are in the right place my friend....

Inspired by a Tiktok trend, this thread will contain weird reasons why you apologized to your wife/husband/partner/SO

I'll edit this as time goes on, but I wanted to kick if off with a few

Poker related

Losing at poker
Winning at poker, but cashing out below my max stack
Buying chips
Selling chips
Inviting people she doesn't like to home games
Not letting her sweat my hands when in big pots
Drinking too much at meetups and peer pressuring others to drink
Not drinking enough and being anti-social
Busting my players' balls during games
The 120lb poker player who runs up the stairs like a herd of buffalo and causes my dogs to bark
Playing gangsta rap during my game because no one likes it but me

Not Poker Related

Taking too long to poop
When it's colder out than we expected and she grabbed the wrong jacket
Accidentally touching her pillow, her blanket, or her at night
Rolling over in bed
Farting in bed
Doing something mean to her in her dream
Forgetting our dogs' birthdays
Not buying stocking stuffers for our dogs at Christmas
When the movie I picked "sucked" because she was on her phone and didn't pay attention at all
Talking "too much" to my female employee during our 1-on-1
Not having any friends
Making posts on PCF that make her look like a monster
Sneezing more than twice in a row
Falling asleep when she was talking to me at 2am because I selfishly took a sleeping pill
Composing this post because I was texting for too long

If you are a ball-less manchild like me, please feel free to share your gems so we can all revel in your embarrassment
 

bezerkus

Pair
Joined
Dec 9, 2021
Messages
127
Reaction score
318
Location
Utah
For this:
il_794xN.3076268480_hsmr.jpg
 
Joined
Aug 4, 2015
Messages
6,009
Reaction score
13,959
Location
Fredericksburg, VA

Ben8257

Straight Flush
Supporting Member
Joined
May 20, 2019
Messages
9,717
Reaction score
32,081
Location
Finksburg, maryland USA
Asking her to leave a poker game because the person who brought us has to work in the morning and has a 4 hour drive back home and it is already an hour after his hard cut off time but she is on a heater and up like $20 and decides to rip my head off in front of 20 poker buddies for telling her it is time to go!.... too soon @MegaTon44 ? Lmao

Nothin but love bro man! Looking forward to seeing you in 2022 when all this covid shit calms down again.

PS you absolutely have friends! Life long friends that will grab a shovel and not ask any questions at 3 am if I were to get "that" phone call

And You @Seeking Alpha Social Club
Me and you can DEFINITELY be friends!! :cool:tup:

P.S., I helped you edit the first one to accurately reflect the drunk perspective.
"Hey Ben let's go do 5 more shots and make a few more mixed drinks while these guys are in a hand!"
20210530_011052.jpg

Kevin and I around 3am still going at the Memorial Day meet up, think we were down to one table of cash players at that point, we were still getting it in for the rest of them! Lmao
 
Joined
Aug 4, 2015
Messages
6,009
Reaction score
13,959
Location
Fredericksburg, VA
Asking her to leave a poker game because the person who brought us has to work in the morning and has a 4 hour drive back home and it is already an hour after his hard cut off time but she is on a heater and up like $20 and decides to rip my head off in front of 20 poker buddies for telling her it is time to go!.... too soon @MegaTon44 ? Lmao

Nothin but love bro man! Looking forward to seeing you in 2022 when all this covid shit calms down again.

PS you absolutely have friends! Life long friends that will grab a shovel and not ask any questions at 3 am if I were to get "that" phone call

And You @Seeking Alpha Social Club

"Hey Ben let's go do 5 more shots and make a few more mixed drinks while these guys are in a hand!"
View attachment 842906
Kevin and I around 3am still going at the Memorial Day meet up, think we were down to one table of cash players at that point, we were still getting it in for the rest of them! Lmao
GREAT times brother!!
 

Goldfish

Full House
Supporting Member
Joined
Jan 23, 2020
Messages
3,841
Reaction score
10,002
Location
Maryland
My attitude when I had a losing night.
My attitude when I had a winning night.
My attitude when I didn’t get to play poker the night before.
Being able to stay up All night playing poker, but not being able to stay awake when we go out with people.
Having more nail polish than her and hiding it.
Getting more packages than her.
Standing at the kitchen sink for long periods of time cleaning chips.
Cluttering up the kitchen with cleaned wet chips on paper towels.
Using all the paper towels in the house to clean chips.
Sitting in the basement all day removing labels/replacing inlays.
Dropping removed labels on the floor, not cleaning them up so they stick to her feet when she walks by.
Most recently…. Sitting in the basement sanding chips to make them less slippery (that actually got a WTF).
 

Irish

4 of a Kind
Supporting Member
Joined
Jul 29, 2013
Messages
6,030
Reaction score
16,467
Location
NJ
I'll echo @detroitdad 's sentiments. I've known my wife since high school, happily married (up! ;)) for nearly 20 years and 99% of the time we get along great. Buuuuuuuuuut.....

Doing something mean to her in her dream

^^this one^^ truly made me laugh out loud Dan because I can TOTALLY relate :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 

Saoliver

Royal Flush
Supporting Member
Joined
Mar 17, 2016
Messages
12,706
Reaction score
29,147
Location
Seattle Area
I'll echo @detroitdad 's sentiments. I've known my wife since high school, happily married (up! ;)) for nearly 20 years and 99% of the time we get along great. Buuuuuuuuuut.....



^^this one^^ truly made me laugh out loud Dan because I can TOTALLY relate :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
Same boat. 22yrs together. She rarely is mad at me. But her dreams and what she THINKS I’m thinking… :mad:
 

Ben8257

Straight Flush
Supporting Member
Joined
May 20, 2019
Messages
9,717
Reaction score
32,081
Location
Finksburg, maryland USA
@Rbonus012 could do some recon in this thread.
Already a "lost cause" bro, as soon as she said I do... the next thing out of her mouth was "well you can sell some poker chip sets to pay for everything"... glad I wasn't there at Niagara Falls... I may have become the first person to atempt going over... without the barrel! RUN Ryan... RUN!! Lmao
 
Joined
Aug 4, 2015
Messages
6,009
Reaction score
13,959
Location
Fredericksburg, VA
Already a "lost cause" bro, as soon as she said I do... the next thing out of her mouth was "well you can sell some poker chip sets to pay for everything"... glad I wasn't there at Niagara Falls... I may have become the first person to atempt going over... without the barrel! RUN Ryan... RUN!! Lmao
So here's the question though. I know @Rbonus012 is over 14, or at least he claims he is. But I'm not sure his fiance is. And if not, can she legally force the sale of his chips. In VA, she'd have to wait until she's 18. What's the law in PA Ryan?
 
Top Bottom