Hilarious poker related Craigslist Ads (1 Viewer)

[manamongkids]

Once in a while I just go on Craigslist, type in Poker and expect to see the Fugly poker tables. Today I found a hilarious treat.

http://nh.craigslist.org/wan/4776951498.html

PS. Youre welcome

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Can someone troll email him PLEASE, I beg of you. And we need the email chain in this thread pronto.

 

[nitzilla]

I've seen ads like that pop up around WSOP time...... Not too regularly, but they are out there.

nitzilla

 

[Mr. Cheese]

All I can think of is Rounders when I read this lol

 

[Tommy]

That's funny... I saw something similar but it has a photo of the player too... :

 

[grandgnu]

lol, this guys got jokes!

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Oh yeah, that reminds me. I've got a $40 buyin single table home game tonight. Now, I haven't won for the past three games, but that's because I got my money in good and a bunch of Euro-Donks sucked out on me with garbage. So if anyone is willing to stake me I'll do 1% for every dollar and a free glass-bottled Hosmer Mountain Soda to anyone backing $10+. Also, I think BGinGA has a $5 bounty on my head

 

[200 Motels]

"observe my skill/talent"

So talented that he needs to be backed for the nooner at Foxwoods.

 

[Tommy]

lol, this guys got jokes!

I kid, I kid! :

 

[grandgnu]

I kid, I kid! :

 

[Mr Tree]

....

For me to poop on

 

[ParrotheadMZ]

That's funny... I saw something similar but it has a photo of the player too... :

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lmao. That was funny sh!t.....

 

[grandgnu]

Why would I need a backer when I'm CRUSHING PCF every Monday night?

 

[MoscowRadio]

Why would I need a backer when I'm CRUSHING PCF every Monday night?

Church!

 

[pokerpig]

I need 20 backers at $5 a pop. I'm in the next game...