For Sale Free -- OWPS Heraldic Table Marker Plaque (1 Viewer)

Collector's item! Originally priced separately at $5.25! Definitely the Holy Grail of table/seating marker plaques!

More than just a table plaque, this is a serious piece of erotic art -- note the nipple, which I suspect is actually a microdot bearing the encoded actual meaning of life. Actually, two nipples -- one on each side of the plaque! Your home game players will fight for possession of this magnificent example of modern art, created by Sal himself!

From the 2015 OWPS crowdstarter/group buy: one Heraldic Table Marker Plaque, Blue Mermaid -- free to whomever posts here most creatively or entertainingly -- in my sole, admittedly warped judgement -- describing their potential use for it, as a spare, target, whatever!

Conditions: this free offer is subject to sudden and arbitrary termination should I receive any serious cash offer of $11,001 or more accompanied by immediate Paypal payment. Deadline for entries/offers: tomorrow night, June 17, 2017, at 0100 UTC (that's June 16 at 9pm or 2100 hours EDT for those of you PCFers among the time-impaired).

Only the plaque on the right is included in this incredibly generous offer, because that's all I have. Photo credit: Tommy.

 

[John Conor]

I don't know how this plaque ended up in Florida but I can only imagine it must have been a strong current. The last time I saw her we were headed back from the Seychelles when a terrible storm came upon us and capsized the boat. We had to travel by whale's stomach back to Boston and I thought I would never see the chipset and plaques again. I mean this plaque obviously needs to be with nautical themed chips. And I got some of those.

 

[sicilian_joe]

I would use these to play "poker" with my kids...since I've started buying more chips, my (young) kids have started to ask about playing poker with me. I need to start taking them up on the offer, as their allowance money would be easy pickens for me!

 

[pltrgyst]

Lots of entertainment here -- thanks, everyone.

But there can only be one winner, and the winner is @John Conor, who was not only creative, but might actually have a use for this thing that saves it from the town dump. PM me your address, please, John!

 

[WedgeRock]

Gg, @John Conor.

Thanks for the fun thread, @pltrgyst.

 

[John Conor]

Just when you think your Saturday night can't possibly get any better, you become the proud owner of a beautiful trans-mermaid plaque. Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible. :

Thanks @pltrgyst !

 

[pltrgyst]

Runner-up: @softchewy, for his titillating artwork depicting a nude woman whose left arm must be twice as long as her right.

(Don't forget to pm or email me your address, John!)

 

[Geremie]

Great win!!

 

[softchewy]

Runner-up: @softchewy, for his titillating artwork depicting a nude woman whose left arm must be twice as long as her right.

(Don't forget to pm or email me your address, John!)

Congrats John (y) :thumbsup:

Thanks for the nod Larry.. I would've passed anyway as I was recently warned by my buddy Poseidon that this lusty wench was planning on running me through with her trident instead of rewarding me with shells and dead fish just to keep her location hidden..... sea bitches man, sea bitches

 

[John Conor]

Home safe and sound! Well packed for her journey too, thanks again @pltrgyst !

 

[jbriod]

Looks great, and matches the 1's. Nice theme!

 

[pltrgyst]

You're welcome. It really fits in well with that set!

 

[12thMan]

Look like it was made for the set! Nice job @pltrgyst .