It’s go time ladies and gentleman!
Official Scrub Donkey Poker Chip Set GROUP BUY! ***CLOSES JANUARY 18TH MIDNIGHT CST*** (4 Viewers)
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Just over a thousand pounds of chips coming at you.($1,398/466KG)
Mike
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That's scary as hell honestly lol. All the invoices have been sent. If you didn't get one and we haven't already spoke about other arrangements please contact me I may have over looked you. I've been awake for just over 27 hours now so I'm running on fumes lol I figured I'd make some mistakes.
justsomedude
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They’ll come on a pallet. Or two.
BonScot
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Actual footage...
So ummmmmm when’s Round 2 of the scrub donkey group buys. Can I get a Save The Date? 
BonScot
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31st March 2097... when I’m dead and gone!!So ummmmmm when’s Round 2 of the scrub donkey group buys. Can I get a Save The Date?
Okay good news/bad news....Ok, so surprisingly they got right back with me. Shipping came in slightly higher than what I had been quoted ($1,398/466KG
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Good news, I paid.
Bad news, I didn't add my name to the notes.
So, your going to need to connect my unique username with my unique email. I trust you can hash this one out.
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I have to survive round 1 with my marriage in tact and not getting arrested for violating child labor laws for putting my children to work first.So ummmmmm when’s Round 2 of the scrub donkey group buys. Can I get a Save The Date?
They will be collectors items by that time. Lol31st March 2097... when I’m dead and gone!!
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I have a feeling once people start getting them in hand there will be a few people who will have wished they at least got a sample set.
This has been absolutely awesome! Can’t wait to get these in hand.
Should I assume your unique email is the same as your username.................
Shhhh... Don't help him.... This is like National Treasure...
Zmasterben
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I haven't received my chips and the seller hasn't contacted me in over 3 hours.
I'm starting to think this was another scam!
I'm starting to think this was another scam!
BonScot
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Shit he’s on to us. Abort. Abort.
Ben8257
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Again I want to say... Mr. @BonScot this forum is amazing! But without you sir, it would be no where near as much fun!!! Ask @FordPickup92 how much I just laughed at this post!! Even screen shot it! That is one of the funniest f**king things I have seen in a while brother! Jesus!! Absolutely and honestly LMFAO!!!!!
Bail out!!! Bail out!!!!Shit he’s on to us. Abort. Abort.
BonScot
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Did you pee your pants?
Narrator: and he did.....Did you pee your pants?
BonScot
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Zmasterben
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Shit he’s on to us. Abort. Abort.
I thought it was odd that the PM asked me to submit payment to a "secret, untraceable Cayman Islands bank account"
Ben8257
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Definitely not but God it was a good Laugh indeed! I know there are 20 different @BonScot cht cards out there... but now I want just one more! Don't even know If I could play a game with those on the table but man I would like to try!! Definitely keeping this picture for when I'm having a bad day!!
That's why I paid with my classic two party, out-of-state bad checks..
Out of huge gratitude to Todd I suggest to all the procrastinaters like myself to round their total up to the nearest $5 or $10. If anyone has packed and shipped a box of chips try to imagine 2 pallets on your porch. Then after you see the chips you have people with torches asking if their chips are shipped yet! 
We owe this man a lot of praise for the month of shipping he has ahead of him. It's not much for us to tip him but it will all add up to decent tip. He's been nothing but completely transparent for cost, design, shipping, etc and has done one hell of a job to negotiate for us scrubs.
To the other members like @BonScot for his amazing artistic talent (without you we have no group buy) @Kensco for putting up with the 904 changes to design and all the hard work and time you have gifted the community with and last but not least @FordPickup92 for being you.
In all seriousness Brie and Ben have been a great asset to the community. She's been the glue to hold us all together and has great ideas. They are quickly becoming chip hoarders and I'm glad to have been part of it. To be honest I'm the kid in 4th grade who gets picked last at Dodge ball. Ya I'm part of the winning team but I didn't play a role besides male cheer leader.
To end my book I want to thank all the scrub donkeys (including you @Hammer2171 ) for your orders! I was expecting 5k-7k worth of orders. We blew that guess out of the water with 35k....
We owe this man a lot of praise for the month of shipping he has ahead of him. It's not much for us to tip him but it will all add up to decent tip. He's been nothing but completely transparent for cost, design, shipping, etc and has done one hell of a job to negotiate for us scrubs.To the other members like @BonScot for his amazing artistic talent (without you we have no group buy) @Kensco for putting up with the 904 changes to design and all the hard work and time you have gifted the community with and last but not least @FordPickup92 for being you.
In all seriousness Brie and Ben have been a great asset to the community. She's been the glue to hold us all together and has great ideas. They are quickly becoming chip hoarders and I'm glad to have been part of it. To be honest I'm the kid in 4th grade who gets picked last at Dodge ball. Ya I'm part of the winning team but I didn't play a role besides male cheer leader.
To end my book I want to thank all the scrub donkeys (including you @Hammer2171 ) for your orders! I was expecting 5k-7k worth of orders. We blew that guess out of the water with 35k....
markleteenie
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Ok @BonScot this inspired a new project for you. You gotta make a deck of playing cards now...
BonScot
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Wait until you’re on your 40’s and let me know how that bladder is
As for more cut cards. Well you never know...
BonScot
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Ha ha could you imagine? The horror. The horror.
markleteenie
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I'd predict a lot of cards getting picked up off the felt by confused players...."What da fuq am I looking at?"Ha ha could you imagine? The horror. The horror.
Probably average 3 hands an hour...
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