Follow me here….what if you were already retired and stumbled onto this thread. You might end up retiring from retirement which means (exorbitant hand motions) you’d actually end going back to work.
Or if you look at work as tiring and exhausting, maybe retirement just means tirement all over again, which means more work.
THIS IS SO META. I’m going to head to the can, take a dump, and contemplate all of this.