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Been a long week, huh.....My backyard is a cotton field.
I’m about to land in Pensacola….i changed my flight to get home 6 hours earlier.Been a long week, huh.....
I hate everyone equally.
Don’t forget your pre-em, it’s time!It’s like grass steroids bro! Totally worth it
Where do you think I stole it fromI’m ready to charge the gates of Minas Morgul.
Also, the retiree punchline will work with “How can you tell if someone is vegan?”
+++ 1 million this ^^^^^
Get this man a reel mower and a spray rig!!
Well, that's good that I'm 4% of the way there.There’s a scene in the Wahlberg remake of The Gambler where John Goodman’s character gives a great speech about Fuck You Money.
Basically, he says the goal is to get your hands on enough money that when very conservatively invested (let’s say 4% annual return), the income will cover your rent/mortgage, food and other basic living expenses.
So if any boss demands that you do something you don’t want to, you can say Fuck You. Because you have that safety net to allow you to walk away.
(Goodman pegs the Fuck You amount at $2.5 million. But that was about 10 years ago. $2.5M x 4% = $100K. $3M x 4% = $120K. Note that 4% is very low historically. Right now you can get over 5% in plain old Schwab or Vanguard money market funds.)
Not sure if that clip is online but I’ll try to find it.
My favorite quote:+++ 1 million this ^^^^^
Bullshit meetings occupy over half of my damn day!!
Seriously true!!My favorite quote:
"When all is said and done, more is said than done"
Benjamin Franklin
"When all is said and done, more is said than done"
Benjamin Franklin
Not to be a buzzkill, but this is the type of quote that gets attributed to everyone from Mark Twain to Lincoln to Gandhi to Churchill to Einstein. I would be surprised if Franklin said it.
Still a great saying, tho.
^^^There’s a scene in the Wahlberg remake of The Gambler where John Goodman’s character gives a great speech about Fuck You Money.
Basically, he says the goal is to get your hands on enough money that even conservatively invested (let’s say 4% annual return), the income will cover all of your basic living expenses.
So if any boss demands that you do something you don’t want to, you can say Fuck You. Because you have that safety net to allow you to walk away at any time.
(Goodman pegs the Fuck You amount at $2.5 million. But that was about 10 years ago. $2.5M x 4% = $100K. $3M x 4% = $120K. Note that 4% is very low historically. Right now you can get over 5% in plain old Schwab or Vanguard money market funds.)
Not sure if that clip is online but I’ll try to find it. Clip below.
Great spot to be. I would say in a situation like this, once all my necessary expenses are covered (mortgage, healthcare, utilities, food, gas, etc.) if I had $1500 leftover at the end of every month I would feel like I was living the dream. Anything above that would be gravy!There’s a scene in the Wahlberg remake of The Gambler where John Goodman’s character gives a great speech about Fuck You Money.
Basically, he says the goal is to get your hands on enough money that even conservatively invested (let’s say 4% annual return), the income will cover all of your basic living expenses.
So if any boss demands that you do something you don’t want to, you can say Fuck You. Because you have that safety net to allow you to walk away at any time.
(Goodman pegs the Fuck You amount at $2.5 million. But that was about 10 years ago. $2.5M x 4% = $100K. $3M x 4% = $120K. Note that 4% is very low historically. Right now you can get over 5% in plain old Schwab or Vanguard money market funds.)
Not sure if that clip is online but I’ll try to find it. Clip below.
In the words of Harriet Tubman "Do not trust a quote you've read on the Internet"Not to be a buzzkill, but this is the type of quote that gets attributed to everyone from Mark Twain to Lincoln to Gandhi to Churchill to Einstein. I would be surprised if Franklin said it.
Still a great saying, tho.
Shit. I knew I'd get the source wrong.
You shouldn’t use a women’s suffrage hero like Harriet Tubman in a joke. It would be better to pick someone like Marie Curie, who founded the Red Cross.In the words of Harriet Tubman "Do not trust a quote you've read on the Internet"
Next time I'll use the founder of NASA, Clara BartonYou shouldn’t use a women’s suffrage hero like Harriet Tubman in a joke. It would be better to pick someone like Marie Curie, who founded the Red Cross.
Not to be a buzzkill, but this is the type of quote that gets attributed to everyone from Mark Twain to Lincoln to Gandhi to Churchill to Einstein. I would be surprised if Franklin said it.
Still a great saying, tho.
The difference between me and you.
Fuck you.@CraigT78 is the new @Josh Kifer.