What is the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house? (1 Viewer)

[ConsensualPresidency]

We were having a normal night and this new beer is going down great. A couple hours go by and a player who has also been drinking this beer abruptly punts his stack and leaves. He had a good reason and I didn’t think twice about it. Maybe 30 minutes go by and I start to feel stomach cramps and hear gurgling like I’ve never heard before. Drunk me decides to eat some buffalo chicken dip, which although delicious, had the equivalent effect of adding a mentos to a bottle of coke.

I could not bring myself to unleash these demons in the hosts bathroom so I made a quick exit from the game and after basically crawling to the sidewalk for my ride, I texted the player who exited early. Turns out he isn’t feeling well either and shit on the side of a building on his way home!

Finally got home and had a true Harry Dunne-esque experience.

And that was the last time I had sour from that brewery. Glad we can laugh about it now @joeyshin

@joeyshin @Greenackers22 next time have the courage to take a proper shit in my bathroom…cowards

 

[joeyshin]

@joeyshin @Greenackers22 next time have the courage to take a proper shit in my bathroom…cowards

Yo!!!! I would have blown it to your neighbors beneath you.


Want me to bring some more Volcano Sauce? I saw it on the shelf at wegmans today.

 

[ConsensualPresidency]

Yo!!!! I would have blown it to your neighbors beneath you.


Want me to bring some more Volcano Sauce? I saw it on the shelf at wegmans today.

Nah I got some hot sauce from the hardware store I’m good

 

[joeyshin]

Nah I got some hot sauce from the hardware store I’m good

Use the hot sauce as an enema….thats what that volcano sauce felt like coming out

 

[Joe Harris]

Had a friend show up to a game once and he took a tour through the Bong Hit'n Room before buying in. Afterwards, he sits down at the table, buys in, and says "I'm dizzy". He then lays down under the poker table. He didn't stop playing, just pulled his cards over the rail to peek. We announced the community cards to him, and I dealt all his buttons. He played that way for 2 hours.

Sadly, that beast of a bong took a nasty tumble in a wind-curtain related incident shortly afterwards. RIP

 

[chippitydoodah]

Please tell me he cashed out up

 

[upNdown]

The scary thing is that since I don’t have an immediate answer to this question, it seems very likely that I don’t know what the weirdest thing is that a guest has ever done in my house.