Love the Brewers lid actually.
Lifelong Yankees fan here, I bet $300 to win $1000 that they miss the playoffs. Next day, Stanton hurt (like death and taxes, inevitable). Next day, Cole shoulder strain turns into season ending Tommy John surgery (queue the “I hope Tommy John teaches Cole how to cover first” jokes).
Bet365 already wants to buy out my bet for plus money. No sale, they shouldn’t have kept Cashman, whatever shitty training staff they have that can’t keep anyone off the DL, and Boone, who should’ve been buried in the left field wall after bringing in Cortez cold in G1 last year.
In short, fuck this team, let’s make moniez.