Situation at Home Game: Card Licking (1 Viewer)

[MrCatPants]

At my game last night someone effectively licked a card. (like mouth related physical licking - this is not a typo). I couldn't find anything in RRP about licking. What's the proper course action if card licking occurs? Sit out an orbit? 2BB penalty to the pot?

 

[CraigT78]

I'd say "That's a mighty nice tongue you have there" and toss them $20 in chips with a seductive wink.

 

[JMC9389]

Straight to jail sounds about right

 

[MrCatPants]

I'd say "That's a mighty nice tongue you have there" and toss them $20 in chips with a seductive wink.

I'm not looking to upgrade a gross situation to super gross

 

[CraigT78]

I'm not looking to upgrade a gross situation to super gross

Super gross? $20 is $20 sir.

 

[TheOffalo]

WTF

 

[philhut]

I'm not looking to upgrade a gross situation to super gross

Are you worried they would take the $20?

 

[Dodger]

 

[MrCatPants]

Are you worried they would take the $20?

It's the talking about tongues.

 

[CraigT78]

It's the talking about tongues.

In my experience, with tongue is much better than without. And if I'm paying $20.......

 

[Moxie Mike]

At my game last night someone effectively licked a card. (like mouth related physical licking - this is not a typo). I couldn't find anything in RRP about licking. What's the proper course action if card licking occurs? Sit out an orbit? 2BB penalty to the pot?

So WTF actually happened? Like he picks up a hole card and licks it? Front or back? Front to back? Did he use the paintbrush approach or did he use the alphabet technique we all learned from Nina Hartley?

 

[MrCatPants]

So WTF actually happened? Like he picks up a hole card and licks it? Front or back? Front to back? Did he use the paintbrush approach or did he use the alphabet technique we all learned from Nina Hartley?

A muck card. On the back. Like 20% card coverage for an inch of distance. Not like a full on paint brush.

 

[TheOffalo]

What kind of cards? Hopefully plastic that's washable.

 

[MrCatPants]

What kind of cards? Hopefully plastic that's washable.

Desjgn

 

[TheOffalo]

I think penalty should be to lick some dirty chips...

 

[LowerBama1714]

That’s hot.

 

[CraigT78]

So WTF actually happened? Like he picks up a hole card and licks it? Front or back? Front to back? Did he use the paintbrush approach or did he use the alphabet technique we all learned from Nina Hartley?

Back to front is gross.

Always front to back.

 

[Josh Kifer]

At my game last night someone effectively licked a card. (like mouth related physical licking - this is not a typo). I couldn't find anything in RRP about licking. What's the proper course action if card licking occurs? Sit out an orbit? 2BB penalty to the pot?

Wtf kinda game you running here dude....

 

[links_slayer]

ummm wut

 

[CraigT78]

Wtf kinda game you running here dude....

Says the guy who hosts meetups at "The Jack Shack"

 

[MrCatPants]

Says the guy who hosts meetups at "The Jack Shack"

Wow. Ok. Gross.

He jacks at home games and molests on the road.

 

[Budha]

At my game last night someone effectively licked a card. (like mouth related physical licking - this is not a typo). I couldn't find anything in RRP about licking. What's the proper course action if card licking occurs? Sit out an orbit? 2BB penalty to the pot?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Says the guy who hosts meetups at "The Jack Shack"

OH BRO. NICE BURN BRO.

 

[Rhodeman77]

Let’s clear the air right now.




Thank God I wasn’t at @MrCatPants game last night!

 

[Ethan]

That’s a marked card so time for a new deck. Licker bought himself 52 snacks for the ride home.

 

[Ethan]

Let’s clear the air right now.




Thank God I wasn’t at @MrCatPants game last night!

Same

 

[allforcharity]

Did he stick the card to his forehead after?

 

[Budha]

why did he lick the card..?

 

[Darson]

I'd say "That's a mighty nice tongue you have there" and toss them $20 in chips with a seductive wink.

This man talks sense.

 

[Rhodeman77]

I'm not looking to upgrade a gross situation to super gross

So he had a thick mustache is what you are saying.