Situation at Home Game: Card Licking (1 Viewer)

[Quicksilver-75]

If guys are licking your cards, what the F are they doing to your chips or toothbrushes, coffee maker, fridge items...

 

[Blaster]

Did the game continue with that deck??

 

[MrCatPants]

Section 1 Proper Behavior - Conduct Code
The following are not permitted:

• Throwing, tearing, bending, or crumpling cards.
• Destroying or defacing property.

That covers licking, I assume?

I dont see licking or licking adjacent in that list.

 

[JMC9389]

I can't believe this hasn't been asked or addressed, but what cards were the victims?

A paper bicycle deck? I'd tell 'em to knock it off.

An irreplaceable Piatnik, Grimaud, or Angel set up?

 

[MrCatPants]

I can't believe this hasn't been asked or addressed, but what cards were the victims?

A paper bicycle deck? I'd tell 'em to knock it off.

An irreplaceable Piatnik, Grimaud, or Angel set up?

Desjgn

 

[JMC9389]

Good cards. Jail appropriate.

 

[bergs]

Section 1 Proper Behavior - Conduct Code
The following are not permitted:

• Throwing, tearing, bending, or crumpling cards.
• Destroying or defacing property.

That covers licking, I assume?

Licking a card doesn’t do any of those things.

BRB, going to CatPants home game where I’m going to gloriously and vigorously dryhump the 4 of clubs and, perhaps miraculously, succeed in not violating Section 1 of the Proper Behavior codified laws governing poker playing as dictated by The Hague in the year of our Lord, 1181.

Also - no jail can hold me.

 

[MrCatPants]

Licking a card doesn’t do any of those things.

BRB, going to CatPants home game where I’m going to gloriously and vigorously dryhump the 4 of clubs and, perhaps miraculously, succeed in not violating Section 1 of the Proper Behavior codified laws governing poker playing as dictated by The Hague in the year of our Lord, 1181.

Also - no jail can hold me.

2 BB penalty for dry humping. House rule.

 

[MeridianFC]

WTF is the story with this. You can't just go "so yeah a guy licked a card at my game what's the correct Robert's or TDA on this?" There has got to be more to this episode and you, sir, must give it to us.

 

[MrCatPants]

WTF is the story with this. You can't just go "so yeah a guy licked a card at my game what's the correct Robert's or TDA on this?" There has got to be more to this episode and you, sir, must give it to us.

I can't? I just did.

 

[bergs]

2 BB penalty for dry humping. House rule.

How will you know if I’m dry jumping vs just detoxing and just happen to have a setup underneath me? Are you qualified to evaluate me as a doctor? You’ll never know. More moves than Kobe. I got 5 passports, I’m never going to jail.

 

[MrCatPants]

How will you know if I’m dry jumping vs just detoxing and just happen to have a setup underneath me? Are you qualified to evaluate me as a doctor? You’ll never know. More moves than Kobe. I got 5 passports, I’m never going to jail.

"underneath". What kind of dry humping is this? What is the position of you, the cards, and furnishings or floor?

 

[MrCatPants]

How will you know if I’m dry jumping vs just detoxing and just happen to have a setup underneath me? Are you qualified to evaluate me as a doctor? You’ll never know. More moves than Kobe. I got 5 passports, I’m never going to jail.

Also - any relation?

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/members/bergalicious.15254/

 

[bergs]

Also - any relation?

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/members/bergalicious.15254/

I don’t acknowledge South Dakota as a US state, so no.

 

[bergs]

"underneath". What kind of dry humping is this? What is the position of you, the cards, and furnishings or floor?

I’m an artiste. You tell me what you want. Draw me a diagram like I’m a German Sheppard and the cards are an immobile housecat.

 

[pltrgyst]

>> ...defacing property.

Licking a card doesn’t do any of those things.

Licking is applying de face to de cards.

 

[JP1984]

What's the proper course action if card licking occurs?

Antibiotics

 

[DeeVee8]

He who licks the cards, cleans the floors in a similar fashion.

 

[Jimulacrum]

I can't? I just did.

This story is noticeably scant on details, aside from the particulars of the actual licking.

What led up to the licking? Did he say something in advance? Was it apparently without motive? Did he do it just to gross people out?

Response depends in large part on how it went down and how ingrained he is in the game, but I don't see how I can let him walk away without paying to replace the cards, at least.

Then again, lots of people lick their fingers when dealing and don't have to replace the cards, so I dunno.

 

[MrCatPants]

Then again, lots of people lick their fingers when dealing and don't have to replace the cards, so I dunno.

Indirect licking.

 

[JMC9389]

Licking a card doesn’t do any of those things.

BRB, going to CatPants home game where I’m going to gloriously and vigorously dryhump the 4 of clubs and, perhaps miraculously, succeed in not violating Section 1 of the Proper Behavior codified laws governing poker playing as dictated by The Hague in the year of our Lord, 1181.

Also - no jail can hold me.

Did you dry hump the four of clubs off of all of the Broken Arrow cards while you were there too?

 

[bergs]

Did you dry hump the four of clubs off of all of the Broken Arrow cards while you were there too?

I was burdened with glorious purpose. Now, not so much.

 

[Jimulacrum]

Indirect licking.

Sure, but vicarious licking still leaves a film of saliva on the card, which is really what we're concerned about.

Whether tongue-meat or finger-meat transferred the saliva is of little consequence.

 

[Machine]

We need a vendor that will make custom signs, I’m in for one that reads:

No Card Licking
Bing Bong
No two drugs and pass out on the table
Random is random

 

[MrCatPants]

Sure, but vicarious licking still leaves a film of saliva on the card, which is really what we're concerned about.

Whether tongue-meat or finger-meat transferred the saliva is of little consequence.

On this we agree.

 

[MrCatPants]

Random is random

But...

Sacred order of the cards.

(Holy choir noises)

 

[Jimulacrum]

But...

Sacred order of the cards.

(Holy choir noises)

 

[ChipperMarten]

Did you dry hump the four of clubs off of all of the Broken Arrow cards while you were there too?

Beat me to it. I guess we found where those clubs went!

 

[bergs]

But...

Sacred order of the cards.

(Holy choir noises)

Sacred order is a fallacy, people that believe in it are deluding themselves (moving to politics forum).

 

[bergs]

We need a vendor that will make custom signs, I’m in for one that reads:

No Card Licking
Bing Bong
No two drugs and pass out on the table
Random is random

I had multiple people catch me at the hotel elevator calling it to my floor and saying “Binnnnng Bonnnnng” when the doors opened. Almost the exact sound of the NY subway. Got some looks for sure.