Chief Sitting Duck walks into the general store and tells the proprietor, "me needum toilet paper". Proprietor shows him the Red Cloud brand for one wampum, the Blue cloud brand for two wampum and some no name brand for fifty cents. Chief is a little low on funds, so he takes the no name brand. The following week the chief comes back and says, "me have name for no name toilet paper. Proprietor asks him what he is going to call it. Chief says "I call it John Wayne". Proprietor asks, "why"? Chief says, "Because it's rough, tough and no takeum shit off indian"!
Dr. Bernard, a podiatrist, was surprised to walk into the exam room and see a moth sitting on the table.
“What seems to be the problem?” he asked.
The moth began to share. “I feel like my life is falling apart. My wife is leaving me, my kids despise me. I’m failing at my job. And there’s this voice in my head telling me I should just end it all. What should I do?”
“Look,” said Dr. Bernard, “I’m very sorry to hear about your struggles, but I’m a foot doctor. You need a psychiatrist. What are you doing here?”
The moth sighed deeply and sadly, the despair in his voice palpable. “The light was on.”