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Mr Tree
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kirchhausen
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
fish72s
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I dated and English major. It didn't work out so I ended the relationship with a preposition.
fish72s
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I took a girl to the Opera. Cost me $250. This fat lady came out and started singing. I said "This is bullshit"
kirchhausen
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great Food, no atmosphere
fish72s
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This is a take off of a Steven Write joke about sea shells and beaches....
"I have a huge poker chip collection that I keep stored at PCF member's homes all over the world."
"I have a huge poker chip collection that I keep stored at PCF member's homes all over the world."
A Chinese man that just moved to the United States goes to a bank to exchange his yuan for US dollars. He gives the teller 100 yuan and the teller exchanges it for $100. He thanks the teller and leaves.
A week later, the Chinese man returns to the bank with another 100 yuan to exchange. This time the teller only gives him $90. The man asks why he got less than last week and the teller replies "Oh, market changes and, you know, fluctuations."
Clearly offended, the man gets red in the face and yells
A week later, the Chinese man returns to the bank with another 100 yuan to exchange. This time the teller only gives him $90. The man asks why he got less than last week and the teller replies "Oh, market changes and, you know, fluctuations."
Clearly offended, the man gets red in the face and yells
"Oh yeah?! Well fluck you Americans too!"
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent
gopherblue
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Chippy McChiperson
4 of a Kind
As I was walking through the park I saw an old man feeding the birds and I thought to myself I wonder how long he's been dead
moose
4 of a Kind
Jack and Mary got drunk at the staff Christmas party and we're caught screwing in an empty office. The CEO was at a loss at what to do about the incident so he called a special meeting of the board of directors. He started the meeting by asking "Should I lay Mary or Jack off?
fish72s
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I had cancer of the hair but I got chemotherapy and that took care of it.
fish72s
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Woman walks up to a man an says "I'm not wearing any underwear"! Man says, "Yes but you are wearing pants."
Two old guys sitting on a park bench. One asks the other, "Would you rather have Alzheimer's or Parkinson's?"
The other fellow thought for a second, then responded, "Parkinson's. I'd rather spill half an ounce than forget where I hid the bottle."
The other fellow thought for a second, then responded, "Parkinson's. I'd rather spill half an ounce than forget where I hid the bottle."
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A Native American brave was curious as to how he had received his name. So he went to speak to his father, the chieftain of the tribe.
"Father," he asked, "how is it that I acquired my name.
The noble chieftain began a long narrative for his youngest son.
"Well, my son, I named you and both of your brothers for the very first thing I saw after you were born. For example, when your eldest brother was born I looked up and saw a deer running swiftly through the forest, so I named him Deer Running Swiftly."
"Likewise, when your middle brother was born I looked up and saw an eagle soaring through the sky, so I named him Soaring Eagle."
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
"Father," he asked, "how is it that I acquired my name.
The noble chieftain began a long narrative for his youngest son.
"Well, my son, I named you and both of your brothers for the very first thing I saw after you were born. For example, when your eldest brother was born I looked up and saw a deer running swiftly through the forest, so I named him Deer Running Swiftly."
"Likewise, when your middle brother was born I looked up and saw an eagle soaring through the sky, so I named him Soaring Eagle."
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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