PerthMike's 2019 Vegas Trip Report (3 Viewers)

[Perthmike]

Also ITT Kyle is a dick and stiffs the showgirls for @Perthmike ’s portrait. View attachment 294940

@BonScot you will appreciate this.

 

[BonScot]

Tell me about it, I'd not normally pay that, but I'm desperate.

And it's not a bad coffee, not great, but it will have to do. Better than the rest of the ones I've tried

WTF? Australia has changed you!! A cup of Tetley is all you should need...

 

[Perthmike]

WTF? Australia has changed you!! A cup of Tetley is all you should need...

Fuck no. Its coffee in the morning and Yorkshire gold in the evening

 

[BonScot]

Also ITT Kyle is a dick and stiffs the showgirls for @Perthmike ’s portrait. View attachment 294940

Get out the way!!

 

[BonScot]

Fuck no. Its coffee in the morning and Yorkshire gold in the evening

You realise you’ll not be allowed back here...

 

[Perthmike]

You realise you’ll not be allowed back here...

That's like saying people won't be allowed back to prison. No-one goes back by choice

 

[BonScot]

That's like saying people won't be allowed back to prison. No-one goes back by choice

I’ve never been to Oz so can’t compare... but if they don’t sell Tetley my mind’s already made up

 

[slisk250]

$6 for a coffee?! Someone better follow you around all day with a French press refilling your cup every time it gets less than half full.

Yeah..

Also ITT Kyle is a dick and stiffs the showgirls for @Perthmike ’s portrait. View attachment 294940

One showgirl pic in 3 days? Pretty damn lame effort by Aussie or Scot standards. Step it up.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Also ITT Kyle is a dick and stiffs the showgirls for @Perthmike ’s portrait. View attachment 294940

Kyle might be a dick for not tipping the buskers, but at least he got a decent perv shot.

 

[BonScot]

tipping the buskers

Is that a euphemism?

“They say he likes to tip the buskers”.

 

[gopherblue]

I’ve never been to Oz so can’t compare... but if they don’t sell Tetley my mind’s already made up

Bleh. Even I, a Yank married to a Brit, knows it is PG Tips, Yorkshire Gold then something, something, something,...Tetley, in that order.

 

[ChipEnvy]

Hey... Just a heads up @Perthmike, it's been reported that Green Valley Ranch just got a bunch of new $1's that hit the floor 2 days ago.

(Pic taken from the mogh chipguide)

 

[BonScot]

Bleh. Even I, a Yank married to a Brit, knows it is PG Tips, Yorkshire Gold then something, something, something,...Tetley, in that order.

I. am. shocked.

That is all

 

[gopherblue]

I. am. shocked.

That is all

Builders’ tea, FTW!

 

[Perthmike]

I. am. shocked.

That is all

He's right about the order of those tea brands. Tetleys always seemed a bit weak for my liking. My mum used to buy it, now she drinks flowery Earl grey. That's who's in your corner

 

[BonScot]

He's right about the order of those tea brands. Tetleys always seemed a bit weak for my liking. My mum used to buy it, now she drinks flowery Earl grey. That's who's in your corner

Tell her I was asking for her

 

[Perthmike]

Tell her I was asking for her

Then you've got even poorer taste than I thought

 

[Perthmike]

Not so subtle brag but you know you've got first world problems when planet Hollywood doesn't have large enough dumbbells for me to hit my proper working weight.

Hey I'm not particularly strong, I've got to take the small wins when I get them.

 

[arch3r]

Not so subtle brag but you know you've got first world problems when planet Hollywood doesn't have large enough dumbbells for me to hit my proper working weight.

Hey I'm not particularly strong, I've got to take the small wins when I get them.

I heard that these are all the dumbbells they have...

 

[Perthmike]

I heard that these are all the dumbbells they have...

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Got me

 

[BonScot]

I heard that these are all the dumbbells they have...

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You’re being far too nice...

This is actual footage of the dumbbell in question

 

[Poker Zombie]

You’re being far too nice...

This is actual footage of the dumbbell in question

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Last time I was at PH, they had a lot more dumbells.

They were playing the Big Six Wheel.

 

[BGinGA]

I heard that these are all the dumbbells they have...

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Those also double as 10 lb. weights when they get really big crowds.

 

[Perthmike]

So @kmccormick100 was ribbing me for being a bankroll nit.

I usually play 1/3 $300aud max at home, but right now I'm in for $400usd at 1/3 Wynn, which is $580aud. Thats a big buyin for me. Last day of the trip and i'm up about $750usd, so fuck it I guess.

Oh and I bought myself a cool new card capper from @Spinettis Gaming. thanks also to Chris for hooking me up with a bunch of chip boxes I was in desperate need of.

 

[Perthmike]

Just opened utg and the BB donk lead for $40 into $48 on a flop of 5 6 10 with 2 diamonds and then showed 55 when everyone folded, claiming it was draw heavy and he had to play it fast. What a noob

 

[BonScot]

So @kmccormick100 was ribbing me for being a bankroll nit.

I usually play 1/3 $300aud max at home, but right now I'm in for $400usd at 1/3 Wynn, which is $580aud. Thats a big buyin for me. Last day of the trip and i'm up about $750usd, so fuck it I guess.

Oh and I bought myself a cool new card capper from @Spinettis Gaming. thanks also to Chris for hooking me up with a bunch of chip boxes I was in desperate need of.
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Last day already? Looks like you’ve had fun.

Those Wynn chips are fucking horrible

 

[Perthmike]

Last day already? Looks like you’ve had fun.

Those Wynn chips are fucking horrible

Last day wife-free anyway, but yeah it's been awesome.

I'm in the US until the 12th.

They aren't great are they

 

[BonScot]

Last day wife-free

That’s what I meant... it’s the last day

Where are you off to next?

 

[Perthmike]

That’s what I meant... it’s the last day

Where are you off to next?

San Francisco, Yosemite and back to Vegas for 3 nights

 

[ekricket]

Man you are doing it right, cashing in WSOP, running good in cash games in Vegas, scoring mint chips for 1/3 - 1/4 what you would normally pay, seeing some fantastic parks, and oh yeah your having a baby. What a trip!
#goodtimes