Ohh NO!! Zombies have attacked and no more Bullets! Share your next weapon of choice! (1 Viewer)

[Ben8257]

So… we have a knife thread but mostly expensive spyderco flip pocket knives… while that stuff is awesome… so are the bigger blades and personal defense weapons and armor… not for “if” they come, but “WHEN” they come!!!

The start to my collection.

Years ago my buddy was given the KA-BAR pestilence chopper as a birthday present. He threw up an orange and cut it perfectly in half. Duuuuuuuddde that was bad asss!!!

This guy

I had to have it, but also in researching I found that it was one in a 5 part series, it has taken me over 15 years to get all 5 and make this thread! I came home today and opened #5!

My official apocalypse knife collection!

The 5!

Guns are fun…. But eventually bullets would be no more….

Nothing super amazing but that’s the start to my collection. Anybody got anything nice… remember “when” not “if”!! Hahaha

Fellow Chipper Ben

 

[ekricket]

I’ve got guns galore, but bows and arrows is my first love. Getting it all out for pictures is almost as bad as getting all my chips out! I’ll post some though.

Knives are cool but you have to get too close and after about 15 minutes of fighting you are exhausted.

 

[DrStrange]

A heavy book of holy scripture, divinely enhanced water, a hammer with a wooden stake, the finest running shoes, and a carton of eggs.

 

[kmccormick100]

Are we talking running out the door and grabbing the closest weapons at hand? Cuz that's probably gonna be a chef's knife on my way to the garage, the home defense 3-iron by the garage door, and a pair of dewalt utility hatchets from under my work bench...lol

 

[RocAFella1]

 

[RocAFella1]

@Poker Zombie @Mrs Poker Zombie

 

[Ben8257]

Are we talking running out the door and grabbing the closest weapons at hand? Cuz that's probably gonna be a chef's knife on my way to the garage, the home defense 3-iron by the garage door, and a pair of dewalt utility hatchets from under my work bench...lol

Waisted opportunity Kyle! A picture would have been epic bro! Lmao

 

[Budha]

I think I’m going with this kit right here:

Add in some throwing stars and I’m in business!

 

[Colquhoun]

 

[allforcharity]

Archery lessons, here we come!

 

[ekricket]

Here is some of mine, the one on the far right by the quiver I’ve had since I was 12. (I collect them like poker chips, I’ve literally got dozens)
The two next to it are my “daily drivers” Osage orange custom made.

And of course you need zombie killing arrows

 

[allforcharity]

I am a true beginner. Eventually I will likely get a traditional longbow and a horsebow, just for kicks. Not a hunter (nor going to be). Except zombies.

 

[ekricket]

I am a true beginner. Eventually I will likely get a traditional longbow and a horsebow, just for kicks. Not a hunter (nor going to be). Except zombies.

Be sure and wear a long sleeve shirt or an arm guard when shooting. Otherwise you will get a rash from the string on your bow arm!

 

[allforcharity]

Be sure and wear a long sleeve shirt or an arm guard when shooting. Otherwise you will get a rash from the string on your bow arm!

Got a long glove on the way (Valhalla Gear). So far on the practice range I have managed to avoid the archer's kiss almost all the time.

 

[ekricket]

Got a long glove on the way (Valhalla Gear). So far on the practice range I have managed to avoid the archer's kiss almost all the time.

The one I use the most is a 43lb. The other is a 60lb and I have to work back up to it if I haven’t shot it in a while. And it’s been a while!

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Damn. I was just gonna throw official casino weight dice chips at them.

 

[Highli99]

My zombie Mele weapon if choice is most definitely a good ole’ American tomahawk. I’ve got a few squirreled about I need to find.

 

[bergs]

I feed MattB baked beans until he groans and then drop him by helicopter in the epicenter of the zombie horde. No mo zombies.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Not feeling the love in this thread.

 

[joeyshin]

flamethrower....i bet it'll smell good...like barbecue

 

[PlaidDragon]

I’m pretty sure zombies are afraid of these things…

Poker cat!

 

[Ben8257]

Not feeling the love in this thread.
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MJ you are more of an established zombie… the only way we catch your type is with a trap like this!

Aka a super fancy restaurant in the ground… you and Mrs. Super Fancy pants Poker Zombie (Mrs. Lizz) walk to the edge in amazement (and wonderful aroma) and fall in!


Other wise I feel you are too wise for my knives! lol

 

[legend672]

The blackjack has always been my weapon of choice

 

[bergs]

MJ you are more of an established zombie… the only way we catch your type is with a trap like this!
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Aka a super fancy restaurant in the ground… you and Mrs. Super Fancy pants Poker Zombie (Mrs. Lizz) walk to the edge in amazement (and wonderful aroma) and fall in!


Other wise I feel you are too wise for my knives! lol

Where is this from? Looks amazing.

 

[Ben8257]

Where is this from? Looks amazing.

 

[MegaTon44]

Not much of a conventional weapons person. I'd have to go the Ezekiel route and have Shiva by my side

 

[dizzyChipper]

I'm glad @Ben8257 has guns and knives because otherwise in an apocalypse he would be trading his drinking water for Tropicana singles.

 

[Ben8257]

Not much of a conventional weapons person. I'd have to go the Ezekiel route and have Shiva by my side

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“LIKE A PIMP”

 

[Suited Connector]

I asked at my game who carries a knife? This is what they had on them so I guess it's their weapon of choice.

 

[Nymor]

This guy has been protecting me from zombies for 45 years.