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When you're in the basement and decide to use the potty...and something catches your eye for a split second

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Yeah.....

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Couple spiders in my house.

Is this a spider or a crab?
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Redback
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Collection of other nasty shit. This aggressive giant horrible git bit me and damn did it sting.
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Wtf are you doing on my window
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Just a casual deadly snake crossing the footpath. No biggie
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Yeah, no. Lol except the snake, hes cool
This thread is giving me anxiety.
Imagine taking a poop and finding something crawling up your ass.
I'm pretty sure that's called crabs...
 
We’ve ran across a Mormon cricket migration before, about two miles of solid crickets, edge to edge on the pavement and the most horrid squelch stench you can imagine as you slowly run over them by the thousands
That sounds horrible
 
Generally, we do not kill spiders in our house. If possible we catch them and take them outside. They do keep the flies and mosquitoes in check, so we kind of like them. However, there are exceptions. Huge spiders gots to go. They are not allowed to bite or be on me EVER -- those poor devils meet a brutal death.

Also, this has happened TWICE: my wife and I are laying in bed and notice a spider on the ceiling. It continues to walk toward the bed until it is right above us. Then, it does not drop down slowly on a web, NO that would not be scary enough! The fucker inverts and kamikaze psycho ninja drops in on us from the ceiling. Naturally we scream and jump out of bed INSTANTLY. I have never hit a spider with something harder than those 2 fuggers
 
Generally, we do not kill spiders in our house. If possible we catch them and take them outside. They do keep the flies and mosquitoes in check, so we kind of like them. However, there are exceptions. Huge spiders gots to go. They are not allowed to bite or be on me EVER -- those poor devils meet a brutal death.

Also, this has happened TWICE: my wife and I are laying in bed and notice a spider on the ceiling. It continues to walk toward the bed until it is right above us. Then, it does not drop down slowly on a web, NO that would not be scary enough! The fucker inverts and kamikaze psycho ninja drops in on us from the ceiling. Naturally we scream and jump out of bed INSTANTLY. I have never hit a spider with something harder than those 2 fuggers
That's horrible. I would die. They would be shot.
 
thank god we don't have these huge spiders in hawaii
 

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