When you're in the basement and decide to use the potty...and something catches your eye for a split second
Yeah.....
Yeah.....
Official WTF spider thread (1 Viewer)
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RocAFella1
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Yeah I found a huntsman and it's babies growing in a shoe I left outside the other day. No pics though
Always the shoes
Couple spiders in my house.
Is this a spider or a crab?
Redback
Collection of other nasty shit. This aggressive giant horrible git bit me and damn did it sting.
Wtf are you doing on my window
Just a casual deadly snake crossing the footpath. No biggie
Is this a spider or a crab?
Redback
Collection of other nasty shit. This aggressive giant horrible git bit me and damn did it sting.
Wtf are you doing on my window
Just a casual deadly snake crossing the footpath. No biggie
@Perthmike , what is that little monster on a leaf?
For the most part, creatures with more than four legs are not welcome in my house. Period. End of story.
For the most part, creatures with more than four legs are not welcome in my house. Period. End of story.
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This thread is giving me anxiety.
Imagine taking a poop and finding something crawling up your ass.
Yeah, no. Lol except the snake, hes cool
I'm pretty sure that's called crabs...
It's a bull ant. I trod near the nest by accident, so they attacked me.
Not even kidding, they aggresively go for anything regardless of size.
ekricket
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We’ve ran across a Mormon cricket migration before, about two miles of solid crickets, edge to edge on the pavement and the most horrid squelch stench you can imagine as you slowly run over them by the thousands
That sounds horrible
Pinesol13
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When you're mowing your lawn and something catches your eye for a split second....
Missed opportunity for “that’s not a spider, THIS is a spider post”. Although Brie might not blinked the reference.
Are those loose or kept in tanks?
i love that movie!
Generally, we do not kill spiders in our house. If possible we catch them and take them outside. They do keep the flies and mosquitoes in check, so we kind of like them. However, there are exceptions. Huge spiders gots to go. They are not allowed to bite or be on me EVER -- those poor devils meet a brutal death.
Also, this has happened TWICE: my wife and I are laying in bed and notice a spider on the ceiling. It continues to walk toward the bed until it is right above us. Then, it does not drop down slowly on a web, NO that would not be scary enough! The fucker inverts and kamikaze psycho ninja drops in on us from the ceiling. Naturally we scream and jump out of bed INSTANTLY. I have never hit a spider with something harder than those 2 fuggers
Also, this has happened TWICE: my wife and I are laying in bed and notice a spider on the ceiling. It continues to walk toward the bed until it is right above us. Then, it does not drop down slowly on a web, NO that would not be scary enough! The fucker inverts and kamikaze psycho ninja drops in on us from the ceiling. Naturally we scream and jump out of bed INSTANTLY. I have never hit a spider with something harder than those 2 fuggers
That's horrible. I would die. They would be shot.
Thisfiendis138
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WedgeRock
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Who leaves shoes outside? Do you live in a tent? No. Take your damn does inside with you.Always the shoes
I used to work on a farm. I dont want feces in my home. Plus the pee smell and mud was horrendous.
WedgeRock
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I was giving @Perthmike grief, not you.
Oh well you quoted me so I just assumed
WedgeRock
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I do feel like we bonded though, now that I know what your boots smell like...
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