Choose your own adventure: spider edition (2 Viewers)

[MrCatPants]

You open your front door to check the mail, but instead of just the cool early spring air wafting in, in waltzes a GIANT ASS HUGE AS BALLS SPIDER as if it owns the place. It is larger than a 43 mm poker chip. It flies past you and camps out under the canopy of a nearby console table.

You are not wearing shoes because why would you at home.

Reply 1 if you attempt to squish the giant spider with only your sock covered foot

Reply 2 if you attempt to find a shoe, which is around the corner and you will lose sight of the spider

 

[CraigT78]

#3. Burn it down, collect insurance money, rebuild.

 

[Rhodeman77]

This is TX, pull out shotgun and start blasting!!

 

[BigJackJones]

#spiderlivesmatterbitches

 

[DirtyTIVA]

Fun story.

Caught this one indoors a few days ago.

This one last fall. Both were released into my neighbor’s yard this week. I may have kept the first one alive through the winter with extra crickets from me trying to keep the lizard my kids caught last summer alive

 

[MrBoosh]

I am setting up things in my basement for our tournament this weekend as we speak. Just about 15 minutes ago I saw a giant wolf spider on the ceiling in the corner behind my bar. I went to grab some paper towels to smash it but couldn't get at it very well since it had position on me with the high ground. I then proceeded to towel whip it with a hand towel I had lying around. It then fell down and I lost track of it.

Now I know it has to be somewhere around that side of the room. I had a bunch of plastic containers stacked in the corner so I slowly started moving them one at a time. Eventually I had them all moved and I didn't see the bastard. Then I found him hiding under the dehumidifier hose. I then let out a girly scream as I smashed him with the paper towels.

When I initially saw him, I almost texted the guys and canceled our tournament this weekend. I figured I would just have to give up the basement to the spiders and live upstairs if they allowed me to. Glad our game is back on now.

Anyways, I choose option 2.

 

[Tonysquander]

My go to weapon for all soft bodied pests. Bug beam add on is worth it too

https://www.bugasalt.com/products/b...MIqc3p-__0hAMVRW5_AB1-ng-7EAAYASAAEgKKjfD_BwE

 

[CraigT78]

My go to weapon for all soft bodied pests. Bug beam add on is worth it too

https://www.bugasalt.com/products/b...MIqc3p-__0hAMVRW5_AB1-ng-7EAAYASAAEgKKjfD_BwE

This might be my first gun purchase!

 

[Tonysquander]

This might be my first gun purchase!

They are much more fun than a fly swatter.

 

[TheB00T]

They're just spiders. They aren't going to eat your face off. I had a brown recluse bite and it was mild discomfort for a week. This guy lives outside my bedroom window