How big, you ask?? I used to live in Minnesota, where the mosquito is the State Bird. [:rimshot:]
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We vary. We have small ones with black/white striping (they hurt when they bite)
And then we get larger ones on the Eastern shore of md that are more like a bee
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Ouch no thank you!How big, you ask?? I used to live in Minnesota, where the mosquito is the State Bird. [:rimshot:]
Thisfiendis138
Full House
Confirmed. I gotta bath in repellent when playing a golf course with marsh land near Ocean City. Dem bitchs be like pterodactylsWe vary. We have small ones with black/white striping (they hurt when they bite)
And then we get larger ones on the Eastern shore of md that are more like a bee
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M favorite word! P-Terodactyls!
Big Jilm
4 of a Kind
Jeevansluck
Royal Flush
It's pretty serious, as I know a man who was bitten by a recluse spider on his genitals, and it didn't end well. You can probably guess at the results, but he had no manhood left when the doctors were finished. Pretty unfortunate story.
RocAFella1
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The smashed pic looks worse almost.
Big Jilm
4 of a Kind
Nah mate, but their good eatin!
bsdunbar1
4 of a Kind
Actual footage
RocAFella1
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You eat the smashed spiders?
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Squished! Lol poor guy
OP
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Mmmmmmm crunchy
AceFour
Two Pair
My friend Boris
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Oh one of those corn spiders (idk what they're really called lol)
I love those guys they make awesome webs and I love when they bounce! Super friendly too!
AceFour
Two Pair
We call them writing spiders in our parts. Rumor has it if you piss them off they write your name in the web and you die.
I love these spiders. They are pretty cool.
OP
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No kidding, never heard that one!
They are definitely very cool. I always enjoyed watching them hunt, they were very useful around the barn so we never disturbed them or killed them if they weren't directly in the way
All hair....
OP
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That is the strangest and coolest hairdo ever
This creeps me out almost as much as if it were real. The web, however, is really cool.
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Visited by a "bathroom charlie" at work today
bsdunbar1
4 of a Kind
That would have been a short visit for me
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Because you were in the ladies room?
RocAFella1
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I want to see the attempts at this by people doing their own quarantine haircuts.
Not my photo, but we get a lot of these golden orbs around my suburb with monster webs in amongst the bushes. I annihilated a few nests on the side of my house this summer.
These are the spiders that creep me out the most I think. Fortunately I've never seen one anywhere near this big, but they do get much larger than i a comfortable being near.
These are the spiders that creep me out the most I think. Fortunately I've never seen one anywhere near this big, but they do get much larger than i a comfortable being near.
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Found some nope ropes splitting wood today... left them wide open to the freezing temps tonight!
ekricket
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Lots of good protein in ants
I think most of this thread is about bitching about miniscule creatures (with the brilliant exception of the sturdy, healthy animals contributed by @Big Jilm and @Perthmike )
In my village, as city-dwellers and hence occasional vacationers, we always search, upon entering a house deserted for months, for things like the following (under something or behind something):
They won't supposedly kill a human weighing over 55lbs, unless you are allergic (and because you don't know, you 'd better carry anti-histamine and cortizone pills with you, especially if alone, so you can drive to the nearest health centre, without killing people on the road, out of unconsciousness).
Everybody has been observing safety rules [we do NOT put on any cloth and wear any shoe before examining it; we do NOT use towels before examining them; beds and blankets will NOT touch walls] in the village for centuries, so, in my life span, I 've known of just three scorpion bites. None of them lethal; actually, my elderly uncle got rid forever of his arthritis pain.
My late father made fun of my Athens City -raised late (admittedly heroic ) mother. He said: "Getting hysterical about a scorpion on the ceiling is just like getting hysterical about cars in the street, while on a sidewalk cafe".
Truth is he was right.
In my village, as city-dwellers and hence occasional vacationers, we always search, upon entering a house deserted for months, for things like the following (under something or behind something):
They won't supposedly kill a human weighing over 55lbs, unless you are allergic (and because you don't know, you 'd better carry anti-histamine and cortizone pills with you, especially if alone, so you can drive to the nearest health centre, without killing people on the road, out of unconsciousness).
Everybody has been observing safety rules [we do NOT put on any cloth and wear any shoe before examining it; we do NOT use towels before examining them; beds and blankets will NOT touch walls] in the village for centuries, so, in my life span, I 've known of just three scorpion bites. None of them lethal; actually, my elderly uncle got rid forever of his arthritis pain.
My late father made fun of my Athens City -raised late (admittedly heroic
) mother. He said: "Getting hysterical about a scorpion on the ceiling is just like getting hysterical about cars in the street, while on a sidewalk cafe".Truth is he was right.
Weirdo lol
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