MrCatPants
Full House
We all know you can't be loosey goosey, eating a sandwich. Accordingly, I am seeking a list of acceptable foods and unacceptable foods at the poker table. What foods project strength while eating it most at a poker table, and what foods project the most weakness?
I'll start.
S tier/most strength: Apple. You take a chunk out of it with your teeth while still making eye contact with your enemies, and they can see the resulting damage. Intimidating fruit.
A tier: Ice. Frozen water crunches, which causes hesitance in nearby players.
B tier: Shelled peanuts. Messy as f$%k. Projects a maniac image, which you can take advantage of. You have to crack them with your fingers, which shows both fine motor skills and knuckle strength - both key factors in peeking at cards over a long poker career.
C tier: Potato chips in a small bag. You have to make a weird claw to pluck individual chips out of the bag. It's a little froofy and should be avoided.
D tier: Trail mix. Too nutritious, makes it appear you care what you look like and aren't property prioritizing poker.
F tier: Hot tea. You slightly slurp/vacu-suck the first test sip in case it is hot, but that's the audio version of a donk bet out of position. The hot tea drinker gets raised every time.
I'll start.
S tier/most strength: Apple. You take a chunk out of it with your teeth while still making eye contact with your enemies, and they can see the resulting damage. Intimidating fruit.
A tier: Ice. Frozen water crunches, which causes hesitance in nearby players.
B tier: Shelled peanuts. Messy as f$%k. Projects a maniac image, which you can take advantage of. You have to crack them with your fingers, which shows both fine motor skills and knuckle strength - both key factors in peeking at cards over a long poker career.
C tier: Potato chips in a small bag. You have to make a weird claw to pluck individual chips out of the bag. It's a little froofy and should be avoided.
D tier: Trail mix. Too nutritious, makes it appear you care what you look like and aren't property prioritizing poker.
F tier: Hot tea. You slightly slurp/vacu-suck the first test sip in case it is hot, but that's the audio version of a donk bet out of position. The hot tea drinker gets raised every time.