RichMahogany
Straight Flush
*eggplant emojii
LIST OF FOODS THAT PROJECT POKER STRENGTH (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter MrCatPants
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Eating a banana would make the threat much more personal.
bernielomax
Flush
What about Lucky Charms moons? But only in groups of three, or Tri-moons as some around here say. 
ekricket
Royal Flush
There is nothing fearsome about eggplant in any situation
bergs
Royal Flush
There are a couple situations but they start with the subject being otherwise incapacitated.
ekricket
Royal Flush
Whoa whoa whoa we are talking about food at the poker table. Nobody’s getting their head cut off no matter how funny it may seem at the time
bergs
Royal Flush
I said incapacitated, not decapitated.
Here’s an example:
I drink 27 Palomas at a meetup. I’m going to be incapacitated. I won’t be decapitated. I will be there the next day, albeit late.
S tier: Fugu. If you're willing to risk death for a snack, how far will you go to see a showdown?
F tier: Mandarin orange. Enough said.
F tier: Mandarin orange. Enough said.
RadicusScout
Flush
Yep. Especially if you start slicing that yourself.
It's probably a powermove to bring your own fish slicing utensils to a poker game let alone having the nerve to cut that fish yourself... and then eating it.
I'm switching tables.
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MrCatPants
Full House
A tier - Sardines from a can. Smells bad, just strange, obviously required some preparation to acquire and bring said can. Consuming whole former life forms is very intimidating.
B tier - "Stabby" shaped pasta, e.g. rigatoni.
D tier - Chicken strips. Easy to eat while playing cards, but it's a child's food meant for a child. You child.
F tier - "Twirly" or "Slurpy" shaped pasta, e.g. spaghetti.
B tier - "Stabby" shaped pasta, e.g. rigatoni.
D tier - Chicken strips. Easy to eat while playing cards, but it's a child's food meant for a child. You child.
F tier - "Twirly" or "Slurpy" shaped pasta, e.g. spaghetti.
S Tier: Eating a hot dog sandwich in one bite looking directly into the eyes of the villain as you bluff check raise them. Says "I'm a straight American red blooded male that enjoys red meat but I will literally bite your dick off like this if you call me".
Jeevansluck
Royal Flush
Have Uber Eats bring you something from the finest restaurant in town. Something like "goat liver and roasted pear with leeks and saffron". It should cost $100 or more with delivery and tip. Then absolutely smash it. Just shove it all into your mouth, like your're trying to avoid tasting it. Wash it down with a Monster and straddle to 20 big blinds, regardless of your position.
dmoney
Full House
Not sure if this qualifies but it is food+poker strength related:
I hosted 9 players last week and one of them took the lead ordering 2 large pizzas for the group. After ordering pizza (which he himself was very interested in eating) the player was involved in a massive pot in which he ended up shoving the river.
I was a spectator in the hand - I started thinking about possible hands and ranges etc, before the alarm went off in my head: THE GUY WHO JUST ORDERED AND IS WAITING FOR PIZZA IS NEVER BLUFFING.
I hosted 9 players last week and one of them took the lead ordering 2 large pizzas for the group. After ordering pizza (which he himself was very interested in eating) the player was involved in a massive pot in which he ended up shoving the river.
I was a spectator in the hand - I started thinking about possible hands and ranges etc, before the alarm went off in my head: THE GUY WHO JUST ORDERED AND IS WAITING FOR PIZZA IS NEVER BLUFFING.
I was right. I think he coolered a straight and won one of the biggest pots of the night. He later enjoyed the pizza.
mburnznj
3 of a Kind
What if you're able to have someone feed you at the table while you play?
Just go straight Fear Factor and eat some bull testicles and elk penis. Alpha move
You first, Dan!
S tier.
Chips.
Not potato or tortilla chips, though. Poker chips.
Any player who is willing to eat a $100 chip at the table obviously doesn't give a damn about money, and I won't tangle with him without the stone cold nuts.
Not potato or tortilla chips, though. Poker chips.
Any player who is willing to eat a $100 chip at the table obviously doesn't give a damn about money, and I won't tangle with him without the stone cold nuts.
ekricket
Royal Flush
I usually steer clear of people eating amphetamines at the table.
Edit: or Flintstone vitamins
Edit: or Flintstone vitamins
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This player projected some strength in their "immunity" when he sat this right down on the racetrack . . .
bergs
Royal Flush
I had a guy at Foxwoods flip his bail papers ontop of the pot after shoving on me. Got me to fold TPTK (I was absolutely calling otherwise). He had jumped bail, and he was very large, and very angry.
bergs
Royal Flush
How do you know if they’re amphetamines though? Maybe someone just has a particular hankering for Flintstones vitamins.
I think I remember reading this story. Is this the same one where he passed the note to you saying something to the degree of "I skipped bail, whatever happens tonight, happens", followed by a growl to fold?
Yeah, I'm not a big man. I'd fold and rack up ASAP.
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MrCatPants
Full House
Is that like sausage, cheese, and crackers? Or OCD stacking of a bag of chex mix?This player projected some strength in their "immunity" when he sat this right down on the racetrack . . .
It's sausage, cheese & crackers, right on the race track, huge stack of napkins literally 10 feet away . . .
philhut
Flush
That looks like the pre ingredients for a crackersandwich..... cheese/meat cracker or nacho on each side
ekricket
Royal Flush
K thanks. Fixed the ambiguity. Sorry for the confusion.
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