JJ on the button, and the UTG shows a effing big tell…. (1 Viewer)

[pltrgyst]

This thread s as painful as re-reading "A Confederacy of Dunces".

I was going to type that as "A Confederacy of Dunes," but I could never live with myself afterwards.

 

[Richard Cranium]

This might be the first poker strategy thread on the Internet created by someone on bath salts.

Brilliant!

 

[Anthony Martino]

okay..this has been a major couple of days for me..so bear with me

why is it a big couple of days you might ask..?

1. my son came into town with his 7 month preggers wifey..that belly is ginormous and he tells us the name of the boy
2. I was served papers of intent today.
3. I cannot stop eating shit.

okay..time for the hand

I think I have the solution, can't believe no one else hasn't posted this yet:

1. Have your son accuse his wife of cheating and claim the baby ain't his, book them on a slot for the Maury Povich show. They should make a few hundred in appearance fees easy

 

[Anthony Martino]

2. Offer to split the appearance fee with them, since this was your idea in the first place, and baby food is expensive.

 

[Anthony Martino]

3. Tell them you're holding the envelope with the money for safekeeping, but really take all of it for yourself

 

[Anthony Martino]

4. Using the stolen funds from your family, skip out on the papers of intent by fleeing to Canada

 

[Anthony Martino]

5. Open a Maple Syrup and Moose Meat stand

 

[Anthony Martino]

6. Profit

 

[Meddler2]

Gets my Worse thread of the year vote.

 

[rowlin]

Teh very worse?

 

[JFCJ]

Reminds me of those ass-whippings i received as a kid from my dad....

The cadence is pretty close...