ngmcs8203
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Fell for it. Watched it and danced. Thank you. Without Reddit I have less Rick in my life.
I am without pants and I need HELP! (2 Viewers)
- Thread starter Anthony Martino
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Fell for it. Watched it and danced. Thank you. Without Reddit I have less Rick in my life.
So, star-spangled kilt time?
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Anthony Martino
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You owe the rest of us that for the fucking entertainment!!!!!!
Your mistake was believing I was entertained
BonScot
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"Pantsless in Texas"
For some reason the sequel to “Sleepless in Seattle” didn’t perform as well at the box office…
For some reason the sequel to “Sleepless in Seattle” didn’t perform as well at the box office…
The boy stood on the burning deck
His feet were full of blisters
The fire came up and burned his pants
And now he wears his sister’s.
His feet were full of blisters
The fire came up and burned his pants
And now he wears his sister’s.
When is a 23% overcharge within the margin of error?
The tip idea does make me chuckle...But are you really tipping the person that did the service? Or tipping the middle-man that did the above overcharge?
ekricket
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When humans are involved in the addition.
I’m surprised it wasn’t greater. The clerks involved in retail nowadays are helpless if a machine doesn’t add it for them.
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Anthony Martino
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The manager blamed THE MACHINE for sending me the wrong price
ekricket
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BonScot
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It’s this type of thing that will eventually trigger Skynet to say “enough is enough” and blow us all to kingdom come
trever
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bergs
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For want of a zipper, the pants were lost,
Thirty two dollars, too high a cost,
He walked down the street, naked as a fawn,
His pants, so small, on a gnome in the lawn
Thirty two dollars, too high a cost,
He walked down the street, naked as a fawn,
His pants, so small, on a gnome in the lawn
WedgeRock
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bergs
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OR tell them to go fuck themselves and let them know that in this polarized American culture, pants are now optional and Main Street should be renamed Schlong Way.
In actuality I know what really happened cuz it happened to me. I dropped a shirt off to get mended and when I got back they told me the total was $10.12 and they promised $10 earlier. I started to fish the 12c out because I love the shirt - I met my wife in that shirt - but then I thought about the last time I played 8/16 mixed and I dumped 18 racks in that dumb fucking Goofy shirt.
So I left it there. And then I threw my pants and my shoes and my socks out the window on the way home because I wore those the same game.
Not the Asheville Tourists hat though. I’m fucking money with that hat on.
PS fuck you I played great that day I just ran bad. And it’s not the dealers fault but I do blame the clothes.
bergs
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Craig fugoff this is worth $32.75 easy. Sing it brother.
eightyWon
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$5 can buy a lot of meow mix
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Anthony Martino
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Unbelievable
ngmcs8203
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They didn’t like the pants you gave them??
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Anthony Martino
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40-inch waist and 24-inch inseam not a popular size I guess
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