Fugly Poker Table Thread (133 Viewers)

[Shanghai Sparky]

Great price, only $400! The two-tone blue rail is a new concept.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Sweet! 1/4 pie poker table! MUST HAVE!

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Sweet! 1/4 pie poker table! MUST HAVE!

I'm not a fan of a grand inlay on a quarter pie, it covers too much of the chip.

 

[brains613]

Compared to most of what we see here, that Milwaukee table isn't bad at all.

 

[Poker Zombie]

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All I can think of is a gunshot wound to the head. Lots of blood and chunks of skull and brain matter mixed in.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Don't use your good chips on this one without drinks in all cup holders.

Poker Table - $25


Nice Leather & Felt Poker Table for sale. Felt & leather around the edge in good condition. Seats 8 and is about 6ft long

 

[Hot Nuts]

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[Forest@Farmington]

That Milwaukee table can't be that bad. Might start out that way but, after a normal night of consumption in Milwaukee it will be a normal table.

 

[RowdyRawhide]

Unique Lighted Poker Table - $500 (10 Haines Edwardsvllie, KS)

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/tag/4823273070.html

 

[Mr Tree]

[h=2]Unique Lighted Poker Table - $500 (10 Haines Edwardsvllie, KS)[/h]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/tag/4823273070.html

Lmao that one takes the cake. Looks like a golf course

 

[BGinGA]

Unique Lighted Poker Table - $500 (10 Haines Edwardsvllie, KS)

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/tag/4823273070.html

This hideous thing needs pics:

 

[RowdyRawhide]

Thanks BG for some reason I can't get the pics to post, first time I have had a problem

 

[Mr Tree]

I can't even wrap my head around what the hell they were thinking when they made it

 

[RowdyRawhide]

The best part is "splash design" also love the rope lighting. You probably could have made two tables in the time invested in the rail

 

[chipjoker]

I need to build one like this, this is freaken AWESOME, you put your arms on the table while straddling the cup holder and then add a straw to your drink, then there is no reason to move from the table..............OR you can put a plate of food to the right of the cup holder.......OR....
OK bad design, Ill just make mine standard......

 

[Poker Zombie]

I know there are a ton of wrinkles in the "rail", but seriously, can you imagine how many people it would take to stretch it evenly?

 

[Shanghai Sparky]

If the rail was done better without wrinkles, I might be impressed.
On 2nd thought, nope; just plain ugly.

This hideous thing needs pics:

 

[BGinGA]

I'm with Tom..... I still can't wrap my head around why anybody would do this on purpose. It's like watching a train wreck -- I can't look away, no matter how terribly the image burns my retinas.....

 

[Lars]

They should have used suede on that beauty. Vinyl was never going to look good.

 

[Mr. Cheese]

Here's a pretty sweet looking all gaming suede or possibly velvet table (Yes the rail and all).
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/tag/4801271526.html

 

[BGinGA]

Holy crap, he wants $800 and says it was $1600 new? You sure it's suede, maybe it's bloody mink.....

 

[slisk250]

I need to build one like this, this is freaken AWESOME, you put your arms on the table while straddling the cup holder and then add a straw to your drink, then there is no reason to move from the table........

Did they install the "catheter" option? Then you can eliminate breaks in a tournament!

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[Randy]

This hideous thing needs pics:

This table is what this thread is all about. Sure, you can butcher an oval rail and get yourself a mention here but this is true fugliness that was present in the mind of the creator before pencil hit paper. At its core, this table, is fugly.

I have so many questions that nobody can answer.

The lights are hilarious because they give it some kind of credibility. Someone needs to buy that table and put a ShuffleTech in it, if only for my mild amusement.

 

[slisk250]

Maybe it isn't really a poker table but was made for use in a gentleman's club?

 

[Poker Zombie]

• Its not often you can get a 10 player table with only 8 matching chairs.

• For $800, it might be worth a look for anyone in the Minneapolis area, just to see if those are actual Gasser chairs, or just a knock-off.
• Maybe thats just a protective suede cover for the table. A protective cover with cupholders, for the serious alcoholic.

 

[Mr Tree]

Someone needs to buy that table and put a ShuffleTech in it, if only for my mild amusement.

This got an honest to God LOL out of me

 

[Mr Tree]

Here's a pretty sweet looking all gaming suede or possibly velvet table (Yes the rail and all).
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/tag/4801271526.html

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Where does the stripper pole go?

Now dealing on table 3...Dakota!!!

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Is it me or does it look lopsided in the third pic?

 

[Lars]

• Maybe thats just a protective suede cover for the table. A protective cover with cupholders, for the serious alcoholic.

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^This is funny

 

[Hot Nuts]

POKER TABLE - $200

This is just in time for Christmas........surprise him with his very own poker table for his man cave.....this is a well made, handmade, 8 person table set on a heavy duty pedistal base (can be removed for storage when not in use)......come see this very nice piece of furniture......includes the waterproof cover..