Fugly Poker Table Thread (36 Viewers)

One word comes to mind: twister
 
Found this one browsing some old threads -- certainly not the ugliest, but flat-out hilarious for sure:

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Frankentable
 
I'm adding this one just because it has "dishes" which looks like it's to hold your change or possibly for a side salad.

7 Sided Poker Table - $400

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7 Sided Poker Table. Perfect for Texas Holdem! Complete with dishes and cup holders. Very sturdy. Converts to a regular table easily!
 

I think it deserves kudos for the efficient racetrack design/construction -- simply mount the playing surface to an oak table and viola - instant racetrack poker table. No pesky measuring, cutting, or staining required. It's probably just faux-oak vinyl coating, however. Save a tree....
 
Someone's barn is missing a small door.
 
TABLE TOP POKER SETUP - $100

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this is an 8 man folding poker table that I made when my friends and I were playing weekly......it folds in half for storage.......it measures 5ft x 5ft.....chips included .....it does not have legs ,you must place on top of another table but it is definitely the PERFECT size......not to close to the player on you sides and still not too far apart.....it does have a small burn hole from someone dropping a cigarette
 
Ah, cigarette-burn-folding-table post contains obv solution for 2-foot coffee table logistics problem: place coffee table on kitchen counter and use bar stools.
 
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I am selling a square shaped table. The table has cup holders that rotate outwards and has little compartments that slide out and can be used to hold poker chips, etc. This table can be used for many different activities such as a poker table. The table is in excellent condition.
 
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I am selling a square shaped table. The table has cup holders that rotate outwards and has little compartments that slide out and can be used to hold poker chips, etc. This table can be used for many different activities such as a poker table. The table is in excellent condition.

The poker trampoline (patent pending)
 
I had to post this one, can't even imagine playing on this one. Another Craigslist winner!

Round poker/card table, 5 ft in diameter, felt playing area 4 ft. In diameter, accommodates 8 players,height to bottom of table 25inches.
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I had to post this one, can't even imagine playing on this one. Another Craigslist winner!

Round poker/card table, 5 ft in diameter, felt playing area 4 ft. In diameter, accommodates 8 players,height to bottom of table 25inches.
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Just... wow.

Even the table leg placement. one player has to straddle a leg, while the player to his right gets to bang his knee all day.
 
LOL...I wonder what the main part of that table was used for originally. I mean judging by the expert craftsmanship shown on the felt and the use of 2x4s as legs, I'm guessing they didn't "build" the main part.
 
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I am selling a square shaped table. The table has cup holders that rotate outwards and has little compartments that slide out and can be used to hold poker chips, etc. This table can be used for many different activities such as a poker table. The table is in excellent condition.
That's a Mah Jong table. Very standard setup but not any good for poker. Mah Jong is sometimes also referred to as Tai Pei.
 
Sorry from straying from the topic. When my sister hosted Mah Jong games, she used my 48" octagon from Dick's Sporting Goods. The ladies loved the arm rests.

That's a Mah Jong table. Very standard setup but not any good for poker. Mah Jong is sometimes also referred to as Tai Pei.
 
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Sorry from straying from the topic. When my sister hosted Mah Jong games, she used my 48% octagon from Dick's Sporting Goods. The ladies loved the arm rests.

Interesting design. What geometric shape was the other 52%?
 

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