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Fugly Poker Table Thread
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
$360 is a pretty good price, considering the amount of uranium-235 apparently built in to that table.
timinater
3 of a Kind
Not sure if you know, but Uranium is one of Saskatchewan's top exports along with oil, potash and of course grain/pulse crops.
Pretty much a requirement to have a radioactive table.
Dodger
Pair
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
But c'mon... you kind of want to see it explode, right? 
bigdonkey
Pair
If you're stuck, it's one way to get even.But c'mon... you kind of want to see it explode, right?
HeWhoWouldPun
Pair
I know they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder...I think the builder of this one had very poor vision. It looks like they cut off one side of a giant wooden wire spool. This should be called a race track with a felt sample.
HeWhoWouldPun
Pair
How much were they asking for this...creation?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
All of your Feng Shui.
Dodger
Pair
It’s yours for the low price of just $1500. I mean...it converts to a dining room table for crying out loud!
https://bend.craigslist.org/tag/d/la-pine-poker-game-table-dartboard-one/6937918129.html
It could also be converted into a pile of smoking embers. Once.
"I want a poker table, but I want it to look like the way a 40 year old recently divorced woman from the south dresses to go to bars where she tries to pick up younger guys"
"I think I have exactly what you need"
That has to be a front runner... I have seen some bad ones but wow!!!! Awful!!
People are asking an awful lot for these craft projects
Those chairs look like gassers.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
It looks like it was meant to have a piece of glass set over the top.
Did I say piece of glass? I meant a pile of dirt.
Marmacette
Sitting Out
My eyes are still bleeding !!! 
Attachments
200 Motels
Flush
Nasty but hey, it's got a raised rail.My eyes are still bleeding !!!
200 Motels
Flush
Any time I see this thread surface, I know I'll find a reasonable contribution in my local classifieds. Here ya go lol.
200 Motels
Flush
Pinesol13
High Hand
lol, everytime I see this thread I feel 100x better about the poker table that I made!
table $60
stainless steel cup holders $20
foam $20
felt $30
way overpriced fugly poker table -
i actually don't hate it. It's not beautiful but i've seen way worse.
PokerLearner
Sitting Out
It’s alright. Looks like it was made in his garage and isn’t worth 300 dollars though. And after scrolling through this thread, I agree with there are worse ones.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Uglier, maybe. But an in surface cupholder? Speed cloth without rails?
You would spend more time during the night trying to find your chips than you would trying to find a flush.
You would spend more time during the night trying to find your chips than you would trying to find a flush.
This is craptastic! Keep 'em coming!