Fugly Poker Table Thread

Beakertwang

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Uglier, maybe. But an in surface cupholder? Speed cloth without rails?

You would spend more time during the night trying to find your chips than you would trying to find a flush.
Not if you always have a cup in the cup holder
 

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A census taker once tried to bluff me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
 

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Never seen a penalty box for chips before.
You’ve been a naughty little dice chip. Sit here upright in a stack and think about what you’ve done. If you’re really sorry and sincerely apologize, I might let you get back on the table. But only if someone gives me money first.
 
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