A bunch of Scrub Donkeys (10 Viewers)

[Thomacetti]

This threads needs more GIFS !

First, when joining PCF

"A dollar a chip.....what a bunch of Scrub Donkies"

After 27 days on PCF

I've bought my first set of clays....only paid $275/rack on average for my perfect breakdown
I don't need another set of chips for ever !
The idiots that could not beat my dibs are such scrub donkies

Fast forward 12 months

I own several casino & customs sets, building a nevada OG mixed set and hunting down single TRK's to complete my racks....paying $20 for a special chip...no sweat
LOL....Those scrub donkies don't recoginise SCV/LCV...i got this sh*t all worked out

wait for it

Last chip status known to man.........

Hi, I'm @bluegill.....IDGAF, i'm the ultimate scrub donkey...I can be whatever I wanna be
'I bid +$1000...keep the change'
'But....all my chips cost double digits/chip'

Or
Paulsons ? I have GPI on speeddial...going oversized customs next time...those scrub donkies don't suspect a thing

 

[Saoliver]

This threads needs more GIFS !

First, when joining PCF

"A dollar a chip.....what a bunch of Scrub Donkies"

Perfect post for a Friday afternoon! Thank you for this. I love the kid at the birthday party. One of my all-time favorites.

 

[LinkyBabe]

There are three with Poker Zombie almost there.

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Wow that's incredible! I keep seeing that @detroitdad posts a lot of for sale threads but I didn't realize it was that many!

 

[Josh Kifer]

Wow that's incredible! I keep seeing that @detroitdad sells a lot of chips but I didn't realize it was that many!

Hahahaha. It's funny because it's true

 

[MarquetteMonkey]

Just catching up on this. Phenomenal all around. Updated my avatar accordingly.

There absolutely needs to be a contest for best scrub donkey label that leads into a group buy.

 

[detroitdad]

Wow that's incredible! I keep seeing that @detroitdad posts a lot of for sale threads but I didn't realize it was that many!

All this time I had know idea what you guys were talking about. Even when @Josh Kifer said Royal Flush. I didn't realize that was a thing lol. Now I'm caught up.

Actually, most of my posts are in the dinner forum and the whiskey forum lol. I've been buying more than selling lately which goes against the grain for me. I have two more sets I'm working on purchasing lol.

 

[FordPickup92]

Well. Yes.

https://www.amazon.com/2-sided-Donkey-Poker-Weight/dp/B003Y5GJSK

 

[FordPickup92]

New team logo

 

[ceramicmike]

Me when i see Cali chips

 

[JMC9389]

Haha, i actually am serious about doing my matsuis with that label. Already sent @Gear a pm about it. Should anybody like it enough, you would be free to use that label yourself, no problem.

Quoting this to remind myself of this. Also may ask @liftapint to add some Scrub Donkey chips to the next Matsui group buy

 

[kaimat]

A Rounders-inspired scrub donkey group buy could gain enough interest to happen.

 

[BonScot]

Ta-daaaa

 

[HMK]

Bold colors, interesting perspective. There's clearly a lot of depth in way you have mixed together pop art and expresionism with a touch of naive playfullness. It's like Andy Warhol meets kindergarden. I salute you.

 

[Mr Winberg]

The perfect cut card for your chips, @HMK!

 

[BonScot]

Bold colors, interesting perspective. There's clearly a lot of depth in way you have mixed together pop art and expresionism with a touch of naive playfullness. It's like Andy Warhol meets kindergarden. I salute you.

That’s exactly what I was going for!!

 

[Zmasterben]

Ta-daaaa

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Ok guys, I will be starting a group buy thread soon. Note that BonScot has told me that his artwork fee is $100,000 100k in Monopoly money that we will have to spread over all the orders.

 

[BonScot]

Ok guys, I will be starting a group buy thread soon. Note that BonScot has told me that his artwork fee is $100,000 that we will have to spread over all the orders.

Eh that’s £ not $

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

First step: the right's holder to the art must agree.
After that, I'll tag @Mrs Poker Zombie to see what she says.

If y'all figure out what you want embroidered, I can look at the difficulty level in converting to stitches and we can go from there.

Mrs zombie can do one for the wife that says "I married a scrub donkey"

Absolutely. Though your wife may think it's a joke gift.

 

[Zmasterben]

Eh that’s £ not $

Sorry, fixed my post. See above.

 

[FordPickup92]

If y'all figure out what you want embroidered, I can look at the difficulty level in converting to stitches and we can go from there.



Absolutely. Though your wife may think it's a joke gift.

Great idea I'm in for whatever the outcome may be!

 

[toynoob]

If y'all figure out what you want embroidered, I can look at the difficulty level in converting to stitches and we can go from there.



Absolutely. Though your wife may think it's a joke gift.

No she absolutely knows I'm a scrub donkey

 

[toynoob]

Ok guys, I will be starting a group buy thread soon. Note that BonScot has told me that his artwork fee is $100,000 100k in Monopoly money that we will have to spread over all the orders.

I have some Monopoly money from the 60s, it has shaped boarders and sick design if we can work out a trade.

 

[FordPickup92]

Bumping for @toynoob

 

[Highli99]

I attempted to submit a definition of Scrub Donkey to urban dictionary but they rejected my submission. Dang it.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I attempted to submit a definition of Scrub Donkey to urban dictionary but they rejected my submission. Dang it.

I'm submitting it now as well. What definition did you use?

We'll get this into the lexicon if we all work together.

 

[Thomacetti]

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@TheChipRoom is having a new sale ?

 

[Highli99]

I'm submitting it now as well. What definition did you use?

We'll get this into the lexicon if we all work together.

I called it a derogatory term used for collectors of clay betting disks, usually used by jealous people envious of these collectors and resentful of high valuations these betting disks command.

 

[Saoliver]

@TheChipRoom is having a new sale ?

Yessir. And Scrub Donkeys are going to chase after these chips that I cant even "cash back out for my money if I ever wanted to."

 

[Zmasterben]

I called it a derogatory term used for collectors of clay betting disks, usually used by jealous people envious of these collectors and resentful of high valuations these betting disks command.

That’s a lot of $5 words for someone who claims to be a scrub donkey...

 

[toynoob]

Bumping for @toynoob

YES! For all new chippers this is a must read thread!