A bunch of Scrub Donkeys (1 Viewer)

[Beakertwang]

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I'm not sure if I should feel honored or angry.

 

[inca911]

 

[WedgeRock]

Orange fracs, pink $5's, black $1's, purple $25's, white $100's, and blue nickels, FTW!

What about $10 and $50?

 

[Rhodeman77]

Work has been super crazy this past week (actually thought I was losing my job, came very close) so I have barely been on. Checked alerts/messages and a few posts here and there.

Finally getting some time to read and catch up. This thread has enlightened me. I’m a friggen scrub donkey! How could I waste so much money on chips that I could have just bought from the casino?!? Sale ads to follow soon!

Hahahahahhahahahah!!!

 

[bigdonkey]

I’ve been on the donkey kick (get it?) for nearly a year!
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[Josh Kifer]

Work has been super crazy this past week (actually thought I was losing my job, came very close) so I have barely been on. Checked alerts/messages and a few posts here and there.

Finally getting some time to read and catch up. This thread has enlightened me. I’m a friggen scrub donkey! How could I waste so much money on chips that I could have just bought from the casino?!? Sale ads to follow soon!

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Hahahahahhahahahah!!!

You are one of the people I show to my Partner when I say I'm really not that deep into the sickness...

 

[Gobbs]

Just like math, economics is hard.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Just like math, economics is hard.

Well yeah, for a sea of stupid scrub donkeys like us.

 

[Rhodeman77]

You are one of the people I show to my Partner when I say I'm really not that deep into the sickness...

Be careful though, 3 years ago I had just a large PCA set and a CC Pharaoh set. Now I’m pushing over 11k chips. It doesn’t take long for it to snowball!

 

[Zmasterben]

You are one of the people I show to my Partner when I say I'm really not that deep into the sickness...

Ok, and how does the donkey wearing a wig respond when you show her this?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Ok, and how does the donkey wearing a wig respond when you show her this?

I'm telling my 6 foot tall black girlfriend this and she's going to find you... You dun fucked up!

 

[HMK]

How about a dealer button?

 

[SiouxperStack]

I originally looked into this forum and other website sources for casino quality poker chips... Only to find a bunch of poker chip nerds trying to sell $0cash value "collectable" poker chips for outrageous amounts money posting of mediocre poker winnings, etc... Poker chips aren't like classic cars, or silver, or gold... they are f****** poker chips for crying out loud, with no actual cash value or "collectable value" that you supposedly claim maybe those very few rare ones are collectable, but for the most part, not really. There is no actual significant history behind "most poker chips" that are being priced at $2 - $5 per poker chip. I will gladly take my money to the casino and get "cash value" poker chips that I can always keep or cash back out for my money if I ever wanted to. You couldn't hold a gun to my head to buy your overpriced poker chips you idiots. I don't care if Paulson doesn't make poker chips anymore or these other brand names older than Paulson. It doesn't make the value that much more because it's not produced anymore, or because only so many of them were produced, as if it's rare. Casinos bought thousands upon thousands of the same poker chips, it's not like a limited number was produced for that specific poker chip for that specific casino. I would love to see you take it to a pawn store or an auction place and see how much it sales for... Oh ya that's right, only these idiots would pay that much for it, that's why you post it on this stupid site. A bunch of donkey mules

Fair point.

 

[Forty4]

@RainmanTrail who knew you had a gold mine just waiting to be opened!

Took eight pages before someone made a chip donkey reference. That’s what I thought of instantly when I read it. Almost as good of a first post as the guy with the death to all flippers screen name on that site.

 

[pokerpig]

Hi my name is PokerPig and I am a scrub donkey... Help me please.

 

[HeWhoWouldPun]

Hi my name is PokerPig and I am a scrub donkey... Help me please.

There is no help for us. We have a an incurable illness.

 

[WedgeRock]

There is no help for us. We have a an incurable incredible illness.

Fixed your typo...

 

[bsdunbar1]

To clean your wounds when getting drawn out on........

https://elgrecocosmetics.com/why-oatmeal-scrub-donkey-milk-soap/

 

[RichMahogany]

He came back!

Please be kind hammer, I’m feeling a little fragile

 

[FordPickup92]

I'm curious what this guy would think of the collectors on the chip board that sell singles for hundreds to thousands of dollars....i could only imagine the names he would call them!
This guy is hilarious he comes up with epic shit 5o make us feel some type of way and we come back strong flipping it around and making it even more hilarious and possibly potentially the greatest group buy ever. This forum is great, theres a few in the mix that have their opinions but for the most part everyone I've talked to has an excellent sense of humor and overall great attitude about everything! We need to start funding scrub donkey memorabilia at meet ups lol

 

[Beakertwang]

We need to start funding scrub donkey memorabilia at meet ups lol

We need an entire meetup based on this thread! I give you...

The Scrub Donkey Scrum.

@Hammer2171, pick a weekend, and let us know where you live. I’ll bring some beer!

 

[justsomedude]

Pretty sure this is a GPI troll, getting back at us for all the recent contact

^^^^^
The more I read this post, the more I think this is likely (or I just want to believe) what's going on here. And it really makes me lol.

 

[Poker Zombie]

If it was a GPI troll, he'd place an order for a "casino" and triple whatever his Mexican wages were by selling the chips to us.

 

[cpac54]

We need an entire meetup based on this thread! I give you...

The Scrub Donkey Scrum.

@Hammer2171, pick a weekend, and let us know where you live. I’ll bring some beer!

Let @Hammer2171 bring the beer... we'll supply the chips!

 

[cpac54]

I'm curious what this guy would think of the collectors on the chip board that sell singles for hundreds to thousands of dollars....i could only imagine the names he would call them!
This guy is hilarious he comes up with epic shit 5o make us feel some type of way and we come back strong flipping it around and making it even more hilarious and possibly potentially the greatest group buy ever. This forum is great, theres a few in the mix that have their opinions but for the most part everyone I've talked to has an excellent sense of humor and overall great attitude about everything! We need to start funding scrub donkey memorabilia at meet ups lol

I'd legit buy a "Scrub Donkey" ball cap. Or better, an old-school style "Scrub Donkey" dealer visor!

 

[FordPickup92]

For in-game use....

 

[Poker Zombie]

If the Scrub Donkey thing keeps going for a while, I'll get Mrs Zombie to embroider some shirts. Right now she's back-logged, so now is not the time.

 

[Lil Tuna]

If the Scrub Donkey thing keeps going for a while, I'll get Mrs Zombie to embroider some shirts. Right now she's back-logged, so now is not the time.

I’ll take one!

 

[toynoob]

Mrs zombie can do one for the wife that says "I married a scrub donkey"

 

[Zmasterben]

If the Scrub Donkey thing keeps going for a while, I'll get Mrs Zombie to embroider some shirts. Right now she's back-logged, so now is not the time.

I want one with a donkey with the scrubber in its mouth scrubbing @Josh Kifer with a thought bubble leading up from the donkey that says “This guy stinks worse than I do!” please.