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Words or Phrases You Never Want To Ever Hear Spoken Again .. .. (2 Viewers)
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12thMan
Full House
"Life Hacks" or "Hacks" in general. It's a tip or a trick, not a hack. Hacking is what IT people do, not using baby food jars in your garden.
"I'm taking you back to court for more child support" - I hate this one almost as much as the above.
"I'm taking you back to court for more child support" - I hate this one almost as much as the above.
Guhhhhhhh yea this one really annoys me.
SixSpeedFury
Full House
"Kill yourself." Why?
So....I'm not racist, but love the way some east-coasters (whichever-the-fuck ones do this) add an "r" to the end of words that end with vowels.
Like when they say "career" instead of "Korea." I love that shit.
Like when they say "career" instead of "Korea." I love that shit.
idea doesn't end in "r"?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I also hate: monkeys in clothes, robots, zombies, will ferrells comedy, the movie caddyshack, people who let their dogs bark constantly, people who don't like dogs, and people who hit the brakes instead of the gas when merging onto the freeway.
Thanks, I feel better now.
How can you possibly hate this guy?
If I was inclined to feel guilt Bloodhound Gang would be a guilty pleasure of mine. Instead they're just a pleasure and reading this thread I can't help but remember this verse:
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly
I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think I care what they think
I hate people that think their ass don't stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly
I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think I care what they think
I hate people that think their ass don't stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you
dickzapper
Straight
Strong seconds on "epic" and "legendary"
The internet went on for years with "epic win! Lol epic win bro!" Like wow, I hope you're not older than 12.
Some more real language peeves with "prolly" and "feenin" (means "fiending"). I dated a girl for a week that thought 'feenin'' was a real word... Ugh.
And when I was a kid I would cringe when someone would try to get my attention with "lookit!" I don't want to look it.
The internet went on for years with "epic win! Lol epic win bro!" Like wow, I hope you're not older than 12.
Some more real language peeves with "prolly" and "feenin" (means "fiending"). I dated a girl for a week that thought 'feenin'' was a real word... Ugh.
And when I was a kid I would cringe when someone would try to get my attention with "lookit!" I don't want to look it.
luckbox
Straight
prolly dont want to hear the word dickzapper anymore cuz it makes my wiener hurt everytime i lookit it...
Chicken Rob
Full House
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey's gone to heaven
When they did this live he would alternate between "white like Frank Black is" and "white like Black Francis".
Yes I saw Bloodhound Gang live.
Yes multiple times.
Sorry not sorry.
That's an "r" that was dropped from another word. Those letters don't simply disappear -- they have to go somewhere.
Spoken like a true scientist! The Law of Conservation of Consonants, I think it's called.
Wils
Flush
People saying "O.M.G"
Silly fuckerers.
Silly fuckerers.
BPTDirector
Full House
"I know, right?"
Sounds like "Kill me Please" to me....
Sounds like "Kill me Please" to me....
bergs
Royal Flush
"Eye Arrr Ell"
"Can you put Rush on?"
"No Antes?!?"
"I like domestic beer"
"Can you put Rush on?"
"No Antes?!?"
"I like domestic beer"
luckbox
Straight
all rap lyrics
I think most of the old threads from CT are destined to be replicated here eventually.
But that's okay...
But that's okay...
Chicken Rob
Full House
I love frank Black/the pixies far more than the bloodhound gang, but they're pushing the right buttons to hook me with that verse.
Mr Tree
Straight Flush
Where the fuck do you come up with these?
New York Yankees. Blech!!!!
I've been on a years long crusade against "I could care less." It doesn't matter how well you explain that it doesn't mean what they think it means, they just don't get it.
And to tack on to the news headlines thing, I hate when they end the headline with "and then this happened." It used to be a click bait tactic in Facebook and other places, now it's being used on Foxnews.
She was standing in the checkout, and then this happened.
A man sings his baby to sleep, wait until you see what happens next.
Basically, something ordinary is happening, but then something out of the ordinary happens and we're not going to give you a clue what it was unless you take the bait and click the link, thereby making us the winner and you solidify your place as a click bait loser like all the other sheeple.
And +1 to the word "literally" literally meaning the opposite of the word "literally." How did somebody fuck that up? And how is it that so many people have fucked it up that it's common usage now. I've looked it up to prove to someone that it doesn't mean what they think it means, and one definition is that the word literally means figuratively. That's just messed up.
And to tack on to the news headlines thing, I hate when they end the headline with "and then this happened." It used to be a click bait tactic in Facebook and other places, now it's being used on Foxnews.
She was standing in the checkout, and then this happened.
A man sings his baby to sleep, wait until you see what happens next.
Basically, something ordinary is happening, but then something out of the ordinary happens and we're not going to give you a clue what it was unless you take the bait and click the link, thereby making us the winner and you solidify your place as a click bait loser like all the other sheeple.
And +1 to the word "literally" literally meaning the opposite of the word "literally." How did somebody fuck that up? And how is it that so many people have fucked it up that it's common usage now. I've looked it up to prove to someone that it doesn't mean what they think it means, and one definition is that the word literally means figuratively. That's just messed up.
BooRayUSA
Pair
if I never heard the word "Kardashian" again I would be good. Or Katlyn for that matter
Ben
Full House
Now that you mention it, "sheeple."
Yep, that one pretty much tops the list. (n) :thumbsdown:
Yep, that one pretty much tops the list. (n) :thumbsdown:
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
@12thMan said he hates robots and zombies. I gave him a robot-zombie.
I'll also add to the list of "enough already"...
- "WWW dot..." It's not 1980 anymore. We know what a dot com address is, and we're not going to type it.
- "HTTP, backslash, backslash..." Same as above, but more time wasted.
- "Fox News, or Fair and Balanced". It's not. Calling it, news or balanced doesn't make it so. It does make it a selling point, like "must see TV", but don't act like an advertising slogan was written in the Gospel. I can't stop using "sheeple" until they stop being sheeple, unless we want to make a portmanteau out of lemmings and people. Leeple, anyone?
- "Thank You, Jesus". When I risk my life going into a burning building, injure my back lifting your 300+ pound fat-ass out a window, and injure at least one other firefighter on the receiving end, don't thank Goddam Jesus. He could have extinguished the cigarette you left burning in the pile of clothes you had in the hamper but he didn't do that either, we did. Do you thank us? No, you thank Jesus then bitch that you pay too much in taxes, so I can go another year without a pay-raise.
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