Are you a p-whipped sissy who can't do anything without getting yelled out by your spouse? Well, you are in the right place my friend....
Inspired by a Tiktok trend, this thread will contain weird reasons why you apologized to your wife/husband/partner/SO
I'll edit this as time goes on, but I wanted to kick if off with a few
Poker related
Losing at poker
Winning at poker, but cashing out below my max stack
Buying chips
Selling chips
Inviting people she doesn't like to home games
Not letting her sweat my hands when in big pots
Drinking too much at meetups and peer pressuring others to drink
Not drinking enough and being anti-social
Busting my players' balls during games
The 120lb poker player who runs up the stairs like a herd of buffalo and causes my dogs to bark
Playing gangsta rap during my game because no one likes it but me
Not Poker Related
Taking too long to poop
When it's colder out than we expected and she grabbed the wrong jacket
Accidentally touching her pillow, her blanket, or her at night
Rolling over in bed
Farting in bed
Doing something mean to her in her dream
Forgetting our dogs' birthdays
Not buying stocking stuffers for our dogs at Christmas
When the movie I picked "sucked" because she was on her phone and didn't pay attention at all
Talking "too much" to my female employee during our 1-on-1
Not having any friends
Making posts on PCF that make her look like a monster
Sneezing more than twice in a row
Falling asleep when she was talking to me at 2am because I selfishly took a sleeping pill
Composing this post because I was texting for too long
If you are a ball-less manchild like me, please feel free to share your gems so we can all revel in your embarrassment
Inspired by a Tiktok trend, this thread will contain weird reasons why you apologized to your wife/husband/partner/SO
I'll edit this as time goes on, but I wanted to kick if off with a few
Poker related
Losing at poker
Winning at poker, but cashing out below my max stack
Buying chips
Selling chips
Inviting people she doesn't like to home games
Not letting her sweat my hands when in big pots
Drinking too much at meetups and peer pressuring others to drink
Not drinking enough and being anti-social
Busting my players' balls during games
The 120lb poker player who runs up the stairs like a herd of buffalo and causes my dogs to bark
Playing gangsta rap during my game because no one likes it but me
Not Poker Related
Taking too long to poop
When it's colder out than we expected and she grabbed the wrong jacket
Accidentally touching her pillow, her blanket, or her at night
Rolling over in bed
Farting in bed
Doing something mean to her in her dream
Forgetting our dogs' birthdays
Not buying stocking stuffers for our dogs at Christmas
When the movie I picked "sucked" because she was on her phone and didn't pay attention at all
Talking "too much" to my female employee during our 1-on-1
Not having any friends
Making posts on PCF that make her look like a monster
Sneezing more than twice in a row
Falling asleep when she was talking to me at 2am because I selfishly took a sleeping pill
Composing this post because I was texting for too long
If you are a ball-less manchild like me, please feel free to share your gems so we can all revel in your embarrassment