My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (34 Viewers)

My table draw. One of the chip leaders on my immediate left

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Apparently Hard Rock needs some help with how to sort by table and seat.

Tell them they can PM me with what they are willing to pay me to become their new poker room manager.
I believe that having experience and knowing the game are definite no-no’s for a poker room manager. One of the first red flags when they are interviewing someone.
 
Apparently Hard Rock needs some help with how to sort by table and seat.

Tell them they can PM me with what they are willing to pay me to become their new poker room manager.

If you visit SHRTPoker.com the initial table is sorted by chip counts

You can then click to sort by any heading, so I selected the table # to get that all together
 
Got it. Sorting by chair first, then sorting a second time gives you table and seat order.

But when you are a poker pro, I guess you can count to 8 on your own. You are already forgetting about us rank amateurs that can't count to 5 if we are wearing mittens. :(
 
Down to 128k, blinds up to 2/4/4k so still 32 bigs and an M of 12.8

Not in any danger, but looking for the double, avg is 231k with 72 left
 
Were they s00ted? o_O

Nope. Picked up :as::ks: UTG, raised to 12k, one caller in the HJ

Flop :5h::2h::2s:

We both check.

Turn :qd:

I check, he bets 20k and his hand is shaking something fierce, I let it go

In the BB and EP raises 4x to 16k

Short stack on the CO calls, SB calls, I call 11k more with :kc::jc: cause I can't pass up playing an easily dominated hand out of position in a bloated pot

Flop is :7s::7h::7d: and the original raiser cbets, we all fold

At 94k now
 
Got it. Sorting by chair first, then sorting a second time gives you table and seat order.

But when you are a poker pro, I guess you can count to 8 on your own. You are already forgetting about us rank amateurs that can't count to 5 if we are wearing mittens. :(

Poker jezus, why was it left to me and my terrible photo skills to do this? Photoshop exberts, you gotta step up your game for the good of the forum.
Cmon.

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And we are GONE!

Old guy limps for 4k UTG

I raise to 15k with :kd::js:

Short stack in LP calls with only 21k behind. Limper calls

Flop :td::9d::4d:

Both check to me, I bet 20k, just the limper calls

Turn :2h:

We both check

River :ah:

We both check. He shows down :kc::tc: lol

Then in the BB and the shorty shoves Q9 off in the CO. I snap with 77 in the BB. He binks the 9 on the turn and says "oh, it's not gonna hurt much!" Because his stack is so small, but it cuts my stack in half

With blinds at 3/5/5k the very next hand we are in the SB with Q9 off and like 3-4 people limp. We put in the extra 2k and see a flop of T97

Checked around. Turn the Q and we shove our last 23k, THREE callers

River pairs the 7. One guy has Q8, the chip leader has KJ for the turned straight that gave me 2 pair. Out 68th for $399
 
And we are GONE!

Old guy limps for 4k UTG

I raise to 15k with :kd::js:

Short stack in LP calls with only 21k behind. Limper calls

Flop :td::9d::4d:

Both check to me, I bet 20k, just the limper calls

Turn :2h:

We both check

River :ah:

We both check. He shows down :kc::tc: lol

Then in the BB and the shorty shoves Q9 off in the CO. I snap with 77 in the BB. He binks the 9 on the turn and says "oh, it's not gonna hurt much!" Because his stack is so small, but it cuts my stack in half

With blinds at 3/5/5k the very next hand we are in the SB with Q9 off and like 3-4 people limp. We put in the extra 2k and see a flop of T97

Checked around. Turn the Q and we shove our last 23k, THREE callers

River pairs the 7. One guy has Q8, the chip leader has KJ for the turned straight that gave me 2 pair. Out 68th for $399
...with plenty of time available for the PLO table! :wow:
 
Doofus on my right raised to $50 pre after a few callers of a $10 straddle

I repot to $185 with :ac::kc::kh::7d:

He calls OOP for half his stack and shoves it in on a :th::7h::3c: flop

I call and he shows up with :ts::8c::7s::4c: and holds, lol

If I had to give anyone at the table chips, he is high on the list
 
On the button with mandatory $5 straddle, UTG restraddles to $10

I restraddle to $20. Why you ask?

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UTG calls, fish on my left calls, I check with

:ad::ks::qc::2d:

Flop is :jd::th::9d:

BINGO BANGO BONGO VINCE!

UTG checks
Fish bets $55
I call
UTG folds

Turn :5h:

Fish shoves his last $125. I snap, he only runs it once

River :8d:

And I scoop, he claims to have picked up a heart draw
 

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