You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when... (1 Viewer)

[allforcharity]

Do you even chip, bro?

There are four more denoms in the complete set...

And there will likely be dirty stack issues with the $25 and $50.

Maybe we can teach proper stack management during tournaments with this rule:

If anybody spots a dirty stack, s/he may take the misplaced chip from the offending player and eat it.

 

[Poker Zombie]

It's probably a cheap chocolate, and tastes terrible.

...and I still want 'em.

 

[Mr Winberg]

...when you for some odd reason start thinking of RHC chips while drinkning an IPA.

 

[Jeevansluck]

I saw this truck, got all excited for no reason other than "TRK" on a random truck...

 

[K ALL IN 9]

I've been having dreams about chips. I just woke up from one where a dude was asking questions about them and the next question was "What does Bud [Jones] mean to you?" and I was randomly picked on in a room of maybe 100 people. I said something like "they're very consistent. The height, the length, the width. It's all the same. Just like me." at the same time though I had to pause after every 2 words because my mouth was salivating so much it was like taking a drink of water. When I was done everyone paused for a second and then everyone clapped and gave me a standing ovation.

Then a few nights ago I had a dream I opened up my package of sun fly prestige. I ordered a tournament set but mine had $2 chips and $30 chips in it and the inlay had pictures of my cats on it.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I've been having dreams about chips. I just woke up from one where a dude was asking questions about them and the next question was "What does Bud [Jones] mean to you?" and I was randomly picked on in a room of maybe 100 people. I said something like "they're very consistent. The height, the length, the width. It's all the same. Just like me." at the same time though I had to pause after every 2 words because my mouth was salivating so much it was like taking a drink of water. When I was done everyone paused for a second and then everyone clapped and gave me a standing ovation.

Then a few nights ago I had a dream I opened up my package of sun fly prestige. I ordered a tournament set but mine had $2 chips and $30 chips in it and the inlay had pictures of my cats on it.

 

[Saoliver]

...during a heat wave, you run an air conditioner ONLY in your guest bedroom because that is where your chippies live.

 

[TwoHomie]

...the people on your zoom calls can probably tell the difference in sound between ceramics and China clays

See also: when Apple recommends the classifieds page as your only “frequently visited”

 

[Poker Zombie]

...during a heat wave, you run an air conditioner ONLY in your guest bedroom because that is where your chippies live.

...when you want to spend the night at Scott's place, because his guest room is where his chips live.

 

[Poker Zombie]

...when you paint the study and Mrs Zombie says "wow, that's a pretty color", and you say "I know..."

 

[Toby]

You choose a bottle of this:

over a bottle of lube

 

[Toby]

You grade the edgespots on your chips:

DG Yellow: A
Light Green: B-
Retro Lav: D- Must try harder

 

[SteveHNo96]

Yeah, there needed to be a bigger chunk of Lavender on that one. It's a shame too -- that looks like a p5woody production and he makes God-tier chip designs.

 

[BarrieJ3]

Yeah, there needed to be a bigger chunk of Lavender on that one. It's a shame too -- that looks like a p5woody production and he makes God-tier chip designs.

It's a great design. Easily would be in the running for custom of the year in any year.

Gosh I wonder who could've designed such a great looking chip....

 

[Toby]

Yeah, there needed to be a bigger chunk of Lavender on that one. It's a shame too -- that looks like a p5woody production and he makes God-tier chip designs.

Emerald City is one of my designs. Full pr0n coming soon...

 

[Poppin92]

HEY!!

Actually saw a dog that looked exactly like you’re the one on you’re avatar. Reminded me instantly of you even though I’m only a member here for 2 months

 

[MegaTon44]

Been a while since anyone posted here.....

You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when you find this on LinkedIn and immediately start rattling off Paulson colors

 

[allforcharity]

Been a while since anyone posted here.....

You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when you find this on LinkedIn and immediately start rattling off Paulson colors

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Lavender Fuchsia DarkBlue SkyBlue ShowboatGrey Charcoal Orange ArcYellow

 

[Ben8257]

When you attend the longest meet up ever assembled with some of the best poker players on the forum, already have a questionable bank roll on if we will have gas/food money to get home....... and buy a rack of chips that you probably shouldn't afford even if it wasn't meet up week!

Did I mention that was on day #1! Haha but almost 2 years waiting... will give a hint

They are green and my goal has been 7 colors of 200 each! 3 year project complete!! But not really trying to spoil anything! Lmao

 

[FlushBlack]

When your 2yr old granddaughter has been doing what 2yr olds do, and realise left vault open. She has her own barrel (trop 5's) that we have fun with and loves her chips.

Sorry Lana, yours one day

 

[RivieraDanny]

When you get a 70 degree day in Wisconsin in March and while cleaning the yard up after winter you find……..

 

[Poker Zombie]

Your home security system shot a Milano trying to sneak into your collection?

 

[Mushmanchuman]

When you let your kids build something like this with your chips and you’re genuinely excited to re-rack them afterwards.

 

[Poker Zombie]

When you burn your fingers cooking sausages for breakfast...

I mean, who doesn't want to give them a quick shuffle?

 

[Kid_Eastwood]

You think about Avalon chips when looking at this pic :

https://flic.kr/p/2ndgC9i

 

[krafticus]

Can we all order from this number?

 

[legend672]

Had chip dreams last night involving CP $25 good ones

 

[Poker Zombie]

Had chip dreams last night involving CP $25 good ones

My dreams call dibs on your dreams!

 

[nitzilla]

When your own chip photo shows up in an actual published book!
amiright @pokerplayingpisces

 

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