You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when... (1 Viewer)

[Poker Zombie]

Well, it does seem a waste to have empty space in a chip box!

New wanted ad...
Wanted: empty chip box

 

[bentax1978]

 

[mike32]

When you are jogging and see this on the track and think hmmm, green with white edge spot.

 

[Highli99]

When your wife asked what you fed the 1 year old for lunch and you reply “a barrel of peanut butter crackers”

 

[Forty4]

Why is that in the microwave?

 

[detroitdad]

You laugh, but when my CPC's were due to arrive, Mrs Zombie called the post office first thing in the morning to have them take it off the truck, because picking it up in person would be faster.

I've done the same thing

 

[arch3r]

Sitting in traffic, wondering when my Casino Aztar Evansville $1's will arrive.

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That just looks like a dirty stack to me.

 

[Highli99]

Why is that in the microwave?

That is the only place left in my kitchen that my black lab Stella hasn’t figured out how to access when I leave the room. I made his lunch then had to walk upstairs to get him from his crib. That’s all the time Stella needs to treat herself.

Last poker night Stella ate all the hot dog rolls that @longflop was kind enough to bring to go along with some awesome Pollock Johnny links he also brought.

He is a picture of the culprit.

 

[Ethan]

You see this and...

You think

Spoiler: this

 

[Beakertwang]

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You see this and...

You think

Spoiler: this

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Wow...that's messed up.

 

[allforcharity]

When you're looking at your painstakingly acquired single table Jacks tourney set, and you have a few extra chips, and your only thought is, "It can't be that much trouble to build a second Jacks tournament set, can it? I mean, I'm already 11% of the way there!"

 

[longflop]

That is the only place left in my kitchen that my black lab Stella hasn’t figured out how to access when I leave the room. I made his lunch then had to walk upstairs to get him from his crib. That’s all the time Stella needs to treat herself.

Last poker night Stella ate all the hot dog rolls that @longflop was kind enough to bring to go along with some awesome Pollock Johnny links he also brought.

He is a picture of the culprit.

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She is relentless! Also, adorable and a total lovebug. However, she is the Liam Neeson from Taken of hot dog roll finders.

 

[uclaure]

You open letgo and immediately think tri-moons

 

[WedgeRock]

You open letgo and immediately think tri-moons
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Repost? Or GMTA?

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/you-know-you-are-a-chip-a-holic-when.7875/post-717106

 

[Changster]

When your gmail inbox looks like this:

 

[uclaure]

Repost? Or GMTA?

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/you-know-you-are-a-chip-a-holic-when.7875/post-717106

Aww man...i did not see that. Great chipaholic minds think alike

 

[Hl3402]

When you sit home and just shuffle chips cause you like the feel

 

[detroitdad]

When you realize you haven't bought any chips in awhile and are jonesing for a purchase. I think I might be an addict.

 

[Toby]

...your child tries to bribe you into doing something with the promise of poker chips.

My 7-year old daughter wanted me to take her to the park.

When I said "We're a bit busy getting ready to visit Papa," she said "I'll buy you some poker chips"!

Me: "They don't sell the poker chips I like in shops."
Meg: "Yes they do, I saw them in a shop with mum!"
Me: "Yeah? Where was this shop?"

[Long pause ensues]

Meg: "In town."
Me: "Yeah? What's the shop called?"
Meg: "Twitter."

Meg has one of the worst tells for when she's lying - she rubs her forearm across her mouth. i'm hoping she retains this at the table, once we start playing cards.

I'm impressed that she's worked out that i'm motivated by chips, however - I'm sure she'll be quite the manipulator soon enough!!!

 

[allforcharity]

When you're looking at your painstakingly acquired single table Jacks tourney set, and you have a few extra chips, and your only thought is, "It can't be that much trouble to build a second Jacks tournament set, can it? I mean, I'm already 11% of the way there!"

Update. 41% of the way there.

 

[Mtvernonbryan]

When you feel embarrassed that you’ve only spent $3k on poker chips.

 

[Poker Zombie]

When you feel embarrassed that you’ve only spent $3k on poker chips.

...this week.

 

[allforcharity]

When the nominal value of your poker chips is more than your car, your jewelry, and your electronics. Combined.

or

When you need a special line in your home insurance policy just to cover your gambling supplies.

 

[detroitdad]

When you feel embarrassed that you’ve only spent $3k on poker chips.

I remember those days

 

[MegaTon44]

When you feel embarrassed that you’ve only spent $3k on poker chips.

Don't be embarrassed over that.

Be embarrassed over this (don't think we forgot)

 

[inca911]

Be embarrassed over this (don't think we forgot)

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Dude, this isn’t the “share your screen-saver” thread!

 

[Mtvernonbryan]

Don't be embarrassed over that.

Be embarrassed over this (don't think we forgot)

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Oh ya. The internet doesn’t “lose” things.
Good lord....

 

[Taghkanic]

.... when you log in to PCF at least three times a day to make sure you’re not missing out on any deals

 

[Mtvernonbryan]

.... when you log in to PCF at least three times a day to make sure you’re not missing out on any deals

I’m pretty sure the over under is more like 25

 

[allforcharity]

.... when you log in to PCF at least three times an hour to make sure you’re not missing out on any deals

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