YOU CAN'T USE YOUR ONE TIME WHEN YOU'RE AHEAD! (1 Viewer)

[upNdown]

Jesus what's wrong with these people??
Also, when you're ahead all-in, AND you have the other guy covered, just shut the hell up and let the cards come out.

 

[Kain8]

Jesus what's wrong with these people??
Also, when you're ahead all-in, AND you have the other guy covered, just shut the hell up and let the cards come out.

Show us on this doll where the bad degen touched you.

 

[Highli99]

Show us on this doll where the bad degen touched you.

 

[CraigT78]

Jesus what's wrong with these people??
Also, when you're ahead all-in, AND you have the other guy covered, just shut the hell up and let the cards come out.

If I want to use my ONE TIME to avoid getting rivered, that's my decision, sir.

No go back to your peach Busch light and keep yelling at clouds.

 

[Mojo1312]

Jesus what's wrong with these people??
Also, when you're ahead all-in, AND you have the other guy covered, just shut the hell up and let the cards come out.

I hear you. It is bad enough that cards don't care about your feelings.

 

[Legend5555]

I hear you. It is bad enough that cards don't care about your feelings.

But players... How dare they!!!

 

[bergs]

The fuck you can’t use it ahead. Little thing called “fading”. I stick $1400 in a pot with 6 card in my hand and a 6 card split pot eligible board, damn right I’m looking for my one time.

(Narrator: as he would soon sadly find out, his one time was actually no time at all as his nut nut got river double counterfeited)

(Screen switches to graphic of a school bus driving into someone’s ass)

 

[upNdown]

The fuck you can’t use it ahead. Little thing called “fading”. I stick $1400 in a pot with 6 card in my hand and a 6 card split pot eligible board, damn right I’m looking for my one time.

(Narrator: as he would soon sadly find out, his one time was actually no time at all as his nut nut got river double counterfeited)

(Screen switches to graphic of a school bus driving into someone’s ass)

God help us.
One Times are for tournament poker. You get one when you buy in. Or maybe you get one per calendar year, I’m not sure. But you don’t get them for your wacky-ass 6 cards in your hand plus role a die to see how many you get to draw and hope your neighbor doesn’t steal them because he has a joker or a one eyed jack showed up face down on the middle row cash game.

 

[wickedwonka121]

Let em burn it. Hehe

 

[bergs]

God help us.
One Times are for tournament poker. You get one when you buy in. Or maybe you get one per calendar year, I’m not sure. But you don’t get them for your wacky-ass 6 cards in your hand plus role a die to see how many you get to draw and hope your neighbor doesn’t steal them because he has a joker or a one eyed jack showed up face down on the middle row cash game.

(This is a great game. Pot limit).

 

[DrStrange]

Just saying - - - I used up my "one time" at the hospital.

 

[CraigT78]

God help us.
One Times are for tournament poker. You get one when you buy in. Or maybe you get one per calendar year, I’m not sure. But you don’t get them for your wacky-ass 6 cards in your hand plus role a die to see how many you get to draw and hope your neighbor doesn’t steal them because he has a joker or a one eyed jack showed up face down on the middle row cash game.

What is this game called? I'm gonna play it Saturday.

COME ON, ONE TIME!!

 

[bergs]

wacky-ass 6 cards in your hand plus role a die to see how many you get to draw and hope your neighbor doesn’t steal them because he has a joker or a one eyed jack showed up face down on the middle row cash game.

Pop quiz, hotshot.

Is this game called —-

A) Rooster Sex
B) Bewilderment
C) Big Tahoe In The Hooe
D) UpNDown’s Lawnchair
E) Crazy Simpleminded Spinach
F) Multiboard Toe Fungus
G) Dafuq
H) Penzoil
I) Expired Dreams
J) Big Eyesore
K) Butt Hamster
L) Green Booger

 

[BGinGA]

Pop quiz, hotshot.

Is this game called —-

A) Rooster Sex
B) Bewilderment
C) Big Tahoe In The Hooe
D) UpNDown’s Lawnchair
E) Crazy Simpleminded Spinach
F) Multiboard Toe Fungus
G) Dafuq
H) Penzoil
I) Expired Dreams
J) Big Eyesore
K) Butt Hamster
L) Green Booger

Those are all great names for a band. You should post on RollingStone.com and charge an artistic fee.

 

[upNdown]

Pop quiz, hotshot.

Is this game called —-

A) Rooster Sex
B) Bewilderment
C) Big Tahoe In The Hooe
D) UpNDown’s Lawnchair
E) Crazy Simpleminded Spinach
F) Multiboard Toe Fungus
G) Dafuq
H) Penzoil
I) Expired Dreams
J) Big Eyesore
K) Butt Hamster
L) Green Booger

It’s all you, brother. Call it Bergsball if you like.

 

[Rakrul]

Please hold one time! is a pretty common saying so OP is wrong.

 

[MrCatPants]

My ahead version is "Don't do it to me."

 

[bergs]

My ahead version: “dealer I will call in an air strike in your house”

(This has yet to work successfully in any capacity. No dealers were harmed in the making of this post).

 

[MrCatPants]

My ahead version: “dealer I will call in an air strike in your house”

(This has yet to work successfully in any capacity. No dealers were harmed in the making of this post).

 

[upNdown]

Please hold one time! is a pretty common saying so OP is wrong.

Or, every person who’s ever said “please hold one time” is wrong.

 

[PlaidDragon]

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Is that a "scrub donkey" ?

 

[jcjc]

always 'one-time' if trying to avoid being rivered

 

[ekricket]

Those are all great names for a band. You should post on RollingStone.com and charge an artistic fee.

Lmfao!!! @bergs is a regular AI at this shit.

“Hey Chat@bergs, give me a list of alternative rock band names that Kurt Cobain would have been part of if he was alive”


Actually “Chat at Bergs” is another name that might work. Especially if @BonScot said it

 

[Goldfish]

I use my one time about 20 times a night in poker and about 10 times during a round of golf.

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

In my club, I will call One Time whenever dafuq I please.

 

[krafticus]

I’ll argue that you can never use it more than once in a lifetime. That’s a “one-time”.

Otherwise , I’ll use it whenever I want.