This is where the LOL Ridiculous Hands go (2 Viewers)

Drawmaha, I've lost with boats in my hand 3 times. Never won with one. One time a certain forum member here drew like 5 cards and made quads. Disgusting, and her strangely beautiful.
 
Great idea for a thread. This is one of my favorite hands evah. There's actually a bit of strategy in my thinking with this hand, which will hopefully add to the story.

Playing 1/3 NL Hold'em, with optional button straddle, at a lively game with cast of regular players. Villain in this hand buys in big, but is a good, seasoned, player, somewhere in between loose aggressive and tight aggressive. I have a similar image. In this game, players are allowed to run boards multiple times if all-in, which many players do, but this Villain has a policy of running it once unless the pot is over $1000.

Effective stacks are around $300 (my stack). Button straddle to $6. I'm in BB with :ah::3h: and call. Folds around to Villain who raises to $30 from middle position. Button calls the $30, I call the $30. Analysis: Villain often has a good hand in this spot, like AK, AQ, AJ, KQ, or a pocket pair, but I've also seen him make similar raises with connected or gap hands like QJ, JT, T9, QT, or a suited ace. Villain also C-bets very often when he's the pre-flop raiser.

Pot is $91 with 3 players. Flop is :7h::3s::2d:. I check. Like clockwork, Villain C-bets to $45. Button folds. Pot is now $136. Analysis: I've got $270 behind (6x the C-bet, and 2x the pot). I've got middle pair; I'm ahead of most of Villain's non-pocket pair hands, and if he has an overpair, I have a few outs. I thought his bet sizing might be a little bigger if he had an overpair, so it seemed more like a C-bet he'd make with AK, AQ, KQ, etc. I really don't know what I'd do if I just called and the turn was a K, Q, J, or T. If I raised, Villain could put me on an overpair like 88, 99, or TT, after I called preflop, and might fold hands like 66, 55, or 44. Villain could also put me on a total bluff or semi-bluff (A5, A4, 45) and call me with hands like AK or AQ, thinking he might be ahead or, if not, he's got 6 live outs. So I end up thinking: Raise >> Call > Fold.

I go all in. Villain snap-calls. I immediately think he's got an overpair, so I need a 3 or an A. Turns out I was wrong... it was much worse...Villain flips over :7c::7s: for top set.

Pot is $630, and knowing Villain only runs it once, I don't even try and beg him to run it twice -- I stay silent, resigned to my fate, and start pulling out my wallet for a rebuy, when the turn comes a :jh: and the river a :8h:. Backdoor flush draw to the rescue! I did feel a little dirty after that one.

Villain is always good-natured, jovial, and has easily played thousands more poker hands in his life than I've played, but even he's a little stung by this bad beat, and he does something I've never, ever, ever, seen him do at a poker game before.... he opens up a Poker Hand Calculator on his phone. :LOL: :laugh:
 
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On double board Omaha, yes. Otherwise if it's double board hi/Lo, people get 5.2/8th'd and we need individual abacuses to split pots.

Ok. I was very tired and didn't see the "double" part of the post.
 
I once got it in with an open-ended straight flush draw against three flopped sets in theopening level of a $20 home game tourney (@krafticus was there I'm pretty sure). Bottom set actually folded after committing about a third of his stack before the final shove. Yes, I hit.
 
I once got it in with an open-ended straight flush draw against three flopped sets in theopening level of a $20 home game tourney (@krafticus was there I'm pretty sure). Bottom set actually folded after committing about a third of his stack before the final shove. Yes, I hit.
Yup, the board was 8 9 10. Bottom set folded thinking someone flopped a straight
 
Great idea for a thread. This is one of my favorite hands evah. There's actually a bit of strategy in my thinking with this hand, which will hopefully add to the story.

Playing 1/3 NL Hold'em, with optional button straddle, at a lively game with cast of regular players. Villain in this hand buys in big, but is a good, seasoned, player, somewhere in between loose aggressive and tight aggressive. I have a similar image. In this game, players are allowed to run boards multiple times if all-in, which many players do, but this Villain has a policy of running it once unless the pot is over $1000.

Effective stacks are around $300 (my stack). Button straddle to $6. I'm in BB with :ah::3h: and call. Folds around to Villain who raises to $30 from middle position. Button calls the $30, I call the $30. Analysis: Villain often has a good hand in this spot, like AK, AQ, AJ, KQ, or a pocket pair, but I've also seen him make similar raises with connected or gap hands like QJ, JT, T9, QT, or a suited ace. Villain also C-bets very often when he's the pre-flop raiser.

Pot is $91 with 3 players. Flop is :7h::3s::2d:. I check. Like clockwork, Villain C-bets to $45. Button folds. Pot is now $136. Analysis: I've got $270 behind (6x the C-bet, and 2x the pot). I've got middle pair; I'm ahead of most of Villain's non-pocket pair hands, and if he has an overpair, I have a few outs. I thought his bet sizing might be a little bigger if he had an overpair, so it seemed more like a C-bet he'd make with AK, AQ, KQ, etc. I really don't know what I'd do if I just called and the turn was a K, Q, J, or T. If I raised, Villain could put me on an overpair like 88, 99, or TT, after I called preflop, and might fold hands like 66, 55, or 44. Villain could also put me on a total bluff or semi-bluff (A5, A4, 45) and call me with hands like AK or AQ, thinking he might be ahead or, if not, he's got 6 live outs. So I end up thinking: Raise >> Call > Fold.

I go all in. Villain snap-calls. I immediately think he's got an overpair, so I need a 3 or an A. Turns out I was wrong... it was much worse...Villain flips over :7c::7s: for top set.

Pot is $630, and knowing Villain only runs it once, I don't even try and beg him to run it twice -- I stay silent, resigned to my fate, and start pulling out my wallet for a rebuy, when the turn comes a :jh: and the river a :8h:. Backdoor flush draw to the rescue! I did feel a little dirty after that one.

Villain is always good-natured, jovial, and has easily played thousands more poker hands in his life than I've played, but even he's a little stung by this bad beat, and he does something I've never, ever, ever, seen him do at a poker game before.... he opens up a Poker Hand Calculator on his phone. :LOL: :laugh:

That's awesome. I've never broken out poker hand calculator at the table before, but I have texted my friends and asked them to stove something for me immediately after a bad beat at the casino table. That's great.
 
That's awesome. I've never broken out poker hand calculator at the table before, but I have texted my friends and asked them to stove something for me immediately after a bad beat at the casino table. That's great.

Or watched keith do it after a $4k coin flip in a friendly home game.
 
Also had a hand many years ago at the Trop, with my then roommate Buddy and some random dude. I three-bet the button to like $45 pre with queens, and they both called. 9 high flop, and random dude shoves for his last $55 or so. Buddy tanks calls (now I would have seen the Hollywood and maybe acted differently), so I assume he's weak. I jam, and Buddy snaps for his last $150 and shows trip nines. Random guy and I both tabled our hands, and he had tens. Ten comes on the turn to give him the main, but Buddy still has a fairly big side pot at this point. Until a queen comes on the river that is, and the whole table erupted. People swarmed the table because they thought we had hit the bad beat, it was pretty funny. Well Buddy didn't find it that amusing I suppose.
 
Yeay... I hit quad Jacks at Live! Last weekend.. I had a spewtard on my right raising everything . He had raised to 30 or 40 preflop and I flatted with jacks. Flop was jack high, I checked and he bet 100. I shove, he called, rivered the last jack. Said he had Queens....... ;-)

Boo... this happened about 30 minutes before the high hand promotion ($250 every 30 minutes)
 
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I think everyone has holdings that they remember winning big pots with. I've won an inordinate, statistically weird amount of big pots at NLHE with 64. I remember a 2/5 NLHE hand at Foxwoods a couple years ago where I raised to $25 and got basically the entire table to call me, and flopped 664 (two suits). I figured with 8 other players in the pot, someone was going to look me up, and the preflop raise pretty much my actual holdings out of my range. There was like $200 in there so I bet $300 and got a jam from a guy in the blinds. He slowplayed QQ. I'm praying that a Q doesn't come, and sigh in relief when the 6 hits the turn to lock it up.

I had another hand at Casesar's playing 1/2 where I had 64o. I called a raise to $15 in late position with a very loose and intoxicated player. Flop 445 and I lead when he checks. He flats. Turn 6. He checks again and I jam, and he slowly calls. River Q and he tables QQ for the bigger rivered boat.

80% of the time, it works 100% of the time. (This was the 20%).

5 minutes ago I just looked at my hand in the casino and saw 6c4c and felt inspired by bergs so I raised to $12 pre flop. Flopped an open ended straight, and hit it on the turn. Nice and easy $100 profit. Thank you bergs.
 
35 is my 64 and I don't care if they are suited.
They have been very kind to me.
 
35 is my 64 and I don't care if they are suited.
They have been very kind to me.

Love 35 too - especially suited - I have flopped steel wheels twice with that hand - won high hand bonus of $600 each time plus a big pot since villain usually has some kind of big Ace hand.
 
Played :6s::8s: in EP. Got it in (by the turn) on an 8 high flop vs button KK. Flopped a gutter draw, turned a flush draw, rivered a third 8. 5 players saw a flop after a $20 raise pre. 3-4 players saw a turn.
 
I once saw 9-3 win, three hands in a row in he middle rounds of a tournament. It was insane.
First hand, short stack inexplicably decides to shove with it - I think maybe it was suited? I had him well covered, so I raised all in with a premium hand - kings, I think. And a giant stack called me. Shover caught trip 9's and tripled up. I pretty much broke even with the sidepot, so no big deal.
The very next hand, the big blind either limped or protected against a min-raise. He won the hand with 9-3.
The very next hand, the guy who tripled up two hands ago shoved pre-flop. He gets one caller - big stack who tables 9-3, said he couldn't resist. I don't remember the details of the flop and turn, just that 9-3 was behind to a premium hand, but sucked out on the river. The table erupted in screams and laughter. Which is amazing because the poor bastard who got bad-beat by the 9-3 kinda deserved it, for shoving with that ridiculous hand earlier, and essentially got laughed off the table.
Never seen anything like it.
 
Worst beat I have ever put on someone was a supernit that I tried to bluff off his his hand figuring he most likely missed the Q88 flop and would fold like nits normally do on paired boards. Except this time the nit has QQ and snap calls me.

Turn 8
River 8

My :ah: high kicker takes down the pot and the laughter that ensued and the nits anger were priceless!!
 
There was a SOHE hand at some meetup where me and @guinness got it in for a grand or so on a flop of QJTr. I have AKxx on the omaha side and he has AK on the holdem side, both with random napkins on the other side for basically zero equity.

The board runs out A-K for broadway on the board and we're both like OK whatevs, chop it up, gimme my $6 profit. @H|Q is dealing and says nope, board plays in holdem and ships me three quarters. Tim's eyes just about bugged out at that. Called me a clown. It was a highlight. :LOL: :laugh:

(Of course, I only bring this up because he's been on the good end of hands like that against me more often than not... :p)
 
Yeay... I hit quad Jacks at Live! Last weekend.. I had a spewtard on my right raising everything . He had raised to 30 or 40 preflop and I flatted with jacks. Flop was jack high, I checked and he bet 100. I shove, he called, rivered the last jack. Said he had Queens....... ;-)

Boo... this happened about 30 minutes before the high hand promotion ($250 every 30 minutes)

I don't even remember.
 
I'm a pretty tight player so these type of hands are uncommon for me. In NLHE, I have bullets in the SB, bunch of limps to a MP raiser, button flats, I 3-bet OOP, they flat. 3 way to flop, which comes 69Tr. Realizing that the range of the other players in the hand is pretty wide, I jam for about a pot-sized bet. MP laughs and shows 99 (very friendly game and he didn't care about button seeing his cards), button looks confused and then flips over 78 for the joint.

Turn is a T

River is a T

Runner runner donk donk. I win all the monies.
 
Playing 2/5 at seminol hard rock in hollywood california.

I had been going to class during the day and playing poker at night.

This was towards the end of the week and at about 4am. Im up 3500 for the week at this point and kinda on a roll.

Full table efective stacks 2000ish.

Utg raises to 25 dollars one person folds and the next person raises to 125.

5 more people call before it gets to me on the button and I look down at ace 10 of spades.

I call and utg calls as well for a 7 handed pot.

The flop is beautiful k 5 4 all spades.

One check and a bet of 450. The rest of the table folds and I call.

The next two streets are blanks and I snap call the river shove and turn over the nuts.

As I go to scoop the 4500ish pot I look down again and realize that my 10 is a club. I mis-read the hand on the first look. And didnt recheck.

Got up and left........and made sure I got some sleep before going back.
 
As I go to scoop the 4500ish pot I look down again and realize that my 10 is a club. I mis-read the hand on the first look. And didnt recheck.
Ouch. I had one of those in a not-my-proudest-meetup-moment during S@P 2016. Holding A873 in what I believe was PLO. Flop 33x, turn 3, river x. Called Ben on all streets, snapped his river shove and said I have the 3. He laughed and said no you don't as he showed the case 3. Flipped my hand and didn't recognize any of my four cards.
 
Ouch. I had one of those in a not-my-proudest-meetup-moment during S@P 2016. Holding A873 in what I believe was PLO. Flop 33x, turn 3, river x. Called Ben on all streets, snapped his river shove and said I have the 3. He laughed and said no you don't as he showed the case 3. Flipped my hand and didn't recognize any of my four cards.
Those make me sick.
On the other hand, I can remember at least a couple of times when the villain read me as strong and folded on the river, and I've looked down and realized I'd misread and was way behind.
 
Ouch. I had one of those in a not-my-proudest-meetup-moment during S@P 2016. Holding A873 in what I believe was PLO. Flop 33x, turn 3, river x. Called Ben on all streets, snapped his river shove and said I have the 3. He laughed and said no you don't as he showed the case 3. Flipped my hand and didn't recognize any of my four cards.
I think we've all had one of those moments. I remember my meetup when @PhilLaFond swore he had AQ on an AAQ flop. After getting it all in, he turned over Q4
 
I actually laughed out loud at this one. Great line. I'm going to have to try to use that line at the table sometime.

It's gonna be a great book. He just wrote another chapter in the post-tournament cash game at my house a couple months back: "How to hit-and-run for small losses." What are some of the other chapters, @mike32?
 
I think we've all had one of those moments. I remember my meetup when @PhilLaFond swore he had AQ on an AAQ flop. After getting it all in, he turned over Q4

Omg, Mark - I still remember that hand! Didn't realize anyone else that was there did...I think ever since then I've lifted up my cards JUST a little higher to make sure, lol. Thanks for the great memory.
 

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