Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Perhaps it is because I'm mental, but I am offering up 1 free 11"x 20" canvas print of the @BonScot masterpiece: Scrub Donkey.
Of course, this giveaway will be very scrub-donkey like.
Rules:
There will be a 10 player NLHE(ish) contest to determine the winner. To be entered into the contest, post in this thread why you are the ultimate scrub donkey. The 3 best stories (as determined by me) will gain the first 3 seats. The remaining seats will be determined by a random number generator. Each entrant will receive a number of entries based on their "Reaction score" - because 'likable' content is why I'm here. Those players will fill the remaining 7 seats.
I will PM each participant 2 cards. You must PM me back "Shove" or "Draw". If you Draw, you will discard your two cards and be dealt 2 more cards, which you must play. I will then do a flip, and the winner gets the print.
Boring small print:
Of course, this giveaway will be very scrub-donkey like.
Rules:
There will be a 10 player NLHE(ish) contest to determine the winner. To be entered into the contest, post in this thread why you are the ultimate scrub donkey. The 3 best stories (as determined by me) will gain the first 3 seats. The remaining seats will be determined by a random number generator. Each entrant will receive a number of entries based on their "Reaction score" - because 'likable' content is why I'm here. Those players will fill the remaining 7 seats.
I will PM each participant 2 cards. You must PM me back "Shove" or "Draw". If you Draw, you will discard your two cards and be dealt 2 more cards, which you must play. I will then do a flip, and the winner gets the print.
Boring small print:
- Entry is from now until September 26, 1PM EST (6p Scotland time, noon central US time, 10 am Pacific US time, 3am Melbourne on the 27th - because that is how Aussies roll).
- Cards will be PM'ed on the 26th (27th in Australia), whenever I get around to it. This is free, so don't expect miracles.
- The flip will happen the next day - hopefully. I am on shift that day, so if it is a busy day you may have to wait until Saturday. The contest is free, but I have to work to afford your "mediocre poker winnings".
- I retain the right to modify or cancel the contest. @Tommy or the other mods can shut it down completely.
- I will ship anywhere in the US at my cost. International participants may have to pay their own way. My plan is to just ship the canvas direct from the manufacturer, but if they don't do international delivery, I will ship it to me and then re-ship at the winner's cost.
- Winner must post a pic of the finished product. That was BonScot's request for use of his art. I think it should be hanging on the wall when you do it, but if you put it in front of the portrait at a funeral, that would be epic.