Scrub Donkey Giveaway (1 Viewer)

[slisk250]

Official OFCP Ambassador of PCF (briefly)

To be clear...I believe you were awarded the title “Patron Saint of OFCP” in Denver a few years ago. Having some avatar title is moot. You ARE the Patron Saint of OFCP...

 

[Poker Zombie]

OK I'm a little behind, but I'm about to do the seating for the flipamant now. Stay tuned...

 

[Poker Zombie]

Awarded seats for Ultimate Scrub Donkeys...
Seat 1: @softchewy for photographic proof of scrub donkeyness
Seat 2: @inca911 for being a world traveling Scrub Donkey, "no sane person would say 'that makes sense'", and Inga.
Seat 3: @Beakertwang for "$3755 for NL/PL games, even thought I've never had more than $180". I understand the situation all too well.

Drawing shortly for seats 4-10

 

[Poker Zombie]

Remaining seats drawn via a random number generator, with entries equal to the "reaction score" of the participants.
Seat 4: @Highli99
Seat 5: @allforcharity
Seat 6: @moose
Seat 7: @FDLmold
Seat 8: @johnjohn
Seat 9: @Perthmike
Seat 10: @Geremie

Cards will be PM'ed. Players may keep both or draw 2 new cards (no holding just 1 card).
Flop in 24 hours and 30 minutes!

 

[FDLmold]

This Scrub Donkey got Scrub Donkey cards and I'm keeping them.

 

[Geremie]

Don’t need to change if I used my one time!

 

[Poker Zombie]

All players have responded. A little suspense before the reveal (Noon, US Central time). Get your reads from their verbiage now...

1. Softchewy: "SHOVE" Holds
2. inca911: "I demand new cards!" Draws, "I got (one card) that's all I need"
3. beakertwang "Cool! Definitely holding..." Holds
4. Highli99: "Draw 2 please!" Draws, "Honestly I was hoping to be dealt Aces and I was still going to draw 2 for the lols."
5. allforcharity: "Shove. Going for the draw." Holds
6. moose: "Keep" Holds
7. FDLmold: "I'll keep the (cards)" Holds
8. johnjohn: "2 new cards please." Draws, then goes quieter than a millennial in a hoodie, sunglasses and earbuds.
9. Perthmike: "Guess I'll stick with my cards, since I think I'm going to flop a boat " Holds
10. Geremie: "I’ll keep and hope no one has two hearts with the Qh, Kh, Ah"

 

[Quicksilver-75]

So in!

Now THIS is art! I’d line up to see this. The louvre, Chicago, London. Doesn’t matter. I’d be even more stoked to have it hang in the cave.

 

[Geremie]

All players have responded. A little suspense before the reveal (Noon, US Central time). Get your reads from their verbiage now...

1. Softchewy: "SHOVE" Holds
2. inca911: "I demand new cards!" Draws, "I got (one card) that's all I need"
3. beakertwang "Cool! Definitely holding..." Holds
4. Highli99: "Draw 2 please!" Draws, "Honestly I was hoping to be dealt Aces and I was still going to draw 2 for the lols."
5. allforcharity: "Shove. Going for the draw." Holds
6. moose: "Keep" Holds
7. FDLmold: "I'll keep the (cards)" Holds
8. johnjohn: "2 new cards please." Draws, then goes quieter than a millennial in a hoodie, sunglasses and earbuds.
9. Perthmike: "Guess I'll stick with my cards, since I think I'm going to flop a boat " Holds
10. Geremie: "I’ll keep and hope no one has two hearts with the Qh, Kh, Ah"

Haha...I guess people know what I have

 

[FDLmold]

I was dealt 69. When dealt a 69, you keep it.

 

[Highli99]

Got through windows update now need this slow laptop to open P*s

 

[Poker Zombie]

Flip in 30 minutes!

Slowest... dealer... ever.

 

[allforcharity]

I'm gonna flop the flush, I just know it.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Maths...

 

[Poker Zombie]

Here comes the Flop!

 

[Highli99]

7 pls! Then pair the board on the river.

 

[allforcharity]

Pair of 8's will do. Just show me that last Jack.

 

[Geremie]

One more three!

 

[Beakertwang]

I was dealt 69. When dealt a 69, you keep it.

And you're ahead of my preflop!

 

[FordPickup92]

Good luck guys!!!

 

[Beakertwang]

Let's see that !

 

[Poker Zombie]

Burn and Turn!

 

[BonScot]

Burn and Turn!
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I’ve changed my mind about letting you use my artwork...

 

[Poker Zombie]

I spent a lot of time trying to find a font that was reminiscent of BonScot art!

 

[Poker Zombie]

In case you were wondering if your outs are still alive...

Spoiler: The Discards

 

[BonScot]

I spent a lot of time trying to find a font that was reminiscent of BonScot art!

Here you go...

 

[Poker Zombie]

Here comes the river!

IF the winner will PM me your mailing info, I will have the print sent to you after I get back from the Chateau de Noix meet-up.

 

[Beakertwang]

Here comes the river!
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IF the winner will PM me your mailing info, and I will have the print sent to you after I get back from the Chateau de Noix meet-up.

Wrong ace, @Poker Zombie!

Congrats @softchewy!

 

[BonScot]

Commiserations @softchewy

Well done to everyone else!!

 

[aaronroch]

Mr. Zombie, this was very well done.

Our hats off to you sir!