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Anthony Martino
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Lol, she's still crazy, she sent this on facebook to a mutual friend THIS MORNING and then blocked him
My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (40 Viewers)
- Thread starter Anthony Martino
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So these are the people you hang out with, day in and day out. Crazy and maladjusted people at a casino poker game, who would’ve thought? Might make some people rethink their career choice lol.
Poker Zombie
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Being married to someone that loves cats is the basis for an insult?
Man, do I need to work on my insult game!
Man, do I need to work on my insult game!
She called you weeble wobble! Before I burst out in to laughter, do you have any medical conditions that would cause said “weeble wobble”?
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Anthony Martino
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I was born with it! I find it hilarious how furious she still is after time has passed
Bluegrass Poker
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Just send that crazy bitch this meme.
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Anthony Martino
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I feel like I missed an opportunity to title this thread "my weeble wobble ass on skates"
Thread 'My Fat Ass On Skates' https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/my-fat-ass-on-skates.69954/
Geremie
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Is it 50% weeble and 50% wobble or are you more weighted towards one of the ends of the spectrum? Asking for a friend
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Anthony Martino
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Stuck $400
All in 3 ways pre with AA55 against A823 one suit and K765 and the case 5 hits river to give A823 the wheel
Then just had another 3 way with AAKJ vs KKxx and doofus with Q993 overcalls all-in and turns a third 3 lol
All in 3 ways pre with AA55 against A823 one suit and K765 and the case 5 hits river to give A823 the wheel
Then just had another 3 way with AAKJ vs KKxx and doofus with Q993 overcalls all-in and turns a third 3 lol
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Anthony Martino
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Stuck 1k. Flop nut straight to King, but 2 flush cards out there
Wait for safe turn giving me straight to Ace and check-raise pot
Fish calls with bad 2 pr (kings and jacks) and 8 high flush draw
River pqirs the Ace which I hold, and completes the flush
I check and call his river shove ($800 in pot plus my $200 left) and turn over my straight
He turns over the KJ two pair, then slowrolls turning over the 85 of clubs
Wait for safe turn giving me straight to Ace and check-raise pot
Fish calls with bad 2 pr (kings and jacks) and 8 high flush draw
River pqirs the Ace which I hold, and completes the flush
I check and call his river shove ($800 in pot plus my $200 left) and turn over my straight
He turns over the KJ two pair, then slowrolls turning over the 85 of clubs
Kain8
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Anthony Martino
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Pickup 
and limp, guy raises to 40, one caller, I repot, we getit in and go twice.
He has
and flops nfd on first board, rivers it
2nd board I flop top 2 KQ and river pairs the 9 so I get quartered there lol
and limp, guy raises to 40, one caller, I repot, we getit in and go twice.He has
and flops nfd on first board, rivers it2nd board I flop top 2 KQ and river pairs the 9 so I get quartered there lol
Maybe that's the "Wiggle Wobble", by Les Cooper, way back when (great sax song from 1962).
Or maybe it's an oblique reference to Anthony's three-wheeled car...
i had to look up weeble wobbles - i remember my older sister had some, but i couldn't remember what they looked like. i was not disappointed:
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Anthony Martino
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Lost $1200 and packed it in. Crazy when the game was bad on Friday I won
But couldn't beat the droolers Sat or today
But couldn't beat the droolers Sat or today
Poker Zombie
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Yup, the Weeble Wobble... the ultimate choking hazard.
WedgeRock
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Anthony Martino
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It's go time!
You may stack your chips funny, but all the bodies you've had in your trunk were zombified and shambled away long ago.Worst part about the chip-stacking, is that is how I stack chips.
Trying really hard to figure out how to be offended by the hitchhiker comment, but I just am not. Greg's response was totally off base. The correct reply to your post should have been...
I don't have a body in the trunk. Unrelated, I parked really close to the door, Anthony. I'd be happy to give you a lift to your car.
Og! Og! Og!
ASU ASU ASU!
ASU ASU ASU!
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Dialogue that will be heard at SQM 2022:
Anthony: Hey Schmendr1ck, there's a seat open to my right!
Me: SHUT YOUR LOUD WEEBLE WOBBLE ASS! And save me that seat.
Anthony: Hey Schmendr1ck, there's a seat open to my right!
Me: SHUT YOUR LOUD WEEBLE WOBBLE ASS! And save me that seat.
moose
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Make this your facebook profile pic.
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Anthony Martino
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I don't want to encourage her crazy stalking any further lol
I 've always stood for tranquilliser suppositories to be administered at local Authorities' request, including the DA and a psychiatric board.
Social peace AND crime prevention.
Social peace AND crime prevention.
This is hilarious to me. How is this guy a poker reg, when he’s such a thin-skinned pansy (on top of being a psychopath?)
And let’s be clear, those aren’t 10 stacks, those are 5 stacks. Not that you can call 5 chips a stack. I think the technical term is nub.
As a tournament player, the majority of my time is spent with stacks shorter than 20. Except ante chips, that’s just how it works. I’ve often thought about making ten-stacks, but I always resist, because stacks ARE 20. I’ve never even considered 5-stacks, because I’m not criminally insane.
FDLmold
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In the Venn diagram with circles for "Poker Player" and "Florida Man", the common area is where you find psychopaths who have "stacks" of five chips at the poker table.
in tournaments, i single-stack all my chips until it's not physically possible.
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Anthony Martino
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It doesn't end!
moose
4 of a Kind
Well, she doesn't like cats so she has no-one else to talk to....
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