My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (7 Viewers)

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I had so much fun with Poker Jeezus flying across the screen shouting "FUCK U A-HOLES!" as I double pair both runouts to scoop the main pot with my shitty Aces after EVERYONE and their fucking brother somehow has a $400 hand preflop lol
Jeezus out here makin the degens pay for their sins!

What did they have? A couple guys chopped the side with J9xx?
 

Anthony Martino

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Jeezus out here makin the degens pay for their sins!

What did they have? A couple guys chopped the side with J9xx?

I didn't capture the hands, but the winner of the side pot had flopped top two pair Jacks and 9's and scooped that, I got the entirety of the main pot which was a fucking miracle
 

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Doug Polk on live stream here, got to say hi when he was away from the table

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@Anthony Martino when I saw your “two handed shuffle” on the last video all I could think was “omg his hands are too small to shuffle one handed”. I tried to do the two handed version but my hands are way to big for it lol.
 

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@Anthony Martino when I saw your “two handed shuffle” on the last video all I could think was “omg his hands are too small to shuffle one handed”. I tried to do the two handed version but my hands are way to big for it lol.

Lol, I can shuffle stacks with both hands at the same time, just sometimes like my custom shuffle
 

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Mariano is my favorite vlogger. Rampage’s tournament content is way better than Boski but rampage somehow wins a lot. Boski is ultimate Mis reg but does make me laugh sometimes. Ryan DePaulo is a clown but When he is authentic it’s fantastic. I enjoy Brad’s dad jokes.
I like Mariano's vlog. They have a good vibe to them. But I get tired (probably more jealous) of watching him as he just seems to run like god all the time.

Call a big preflop raise with trash. Flop bottom pair, call a bet, then drill trips or 2 pair to win a few grand.
 

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Made me lol pretty good. Graphics are good!

I don’t think you slow rolled, knowing you were trying to explain the blockers, but maybe from his point of view you should have tabled the cards you played first. But really you tabled them immediately after the 44, so idk he probably just wanted to be salty.

Happy to see poo AAxx hands doing good lol. They’ve wrecked me lately.
Enjoyed the vlog, but would definitely interpret that move as a slow roll. Hold back 2 cards, show 2 cards for losing 2 pair, blah blah blah poker lesson, but here's my winning full house! I know that wasn't the intent but definitely delayed enough to be reasonably read that way.
 

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Enjoyed the vlog, but would definitely interpret that move as a slow roll. Hold back 2 cards, show 2 cards for losing 2 pair, blah blah blah poker lesson, but here's my winning full house! I know that wasn't the intent but definitely delayed enough to be reasonably read that way.

That's fair, in the moment I was just taken aback that my opponent actually had the straight and that was all I could focus on, the unliklihood of it. Again, wasn't my intent to slowroll, but it appears most thought my actual actions were indeed a slowroll.

While he was getting the massage I also joked about racking up and leaving (typically you pay after the massage is over) so he'd get stuck paying for it lol.
 

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Sigh. I'm in the blinds with AAQQ suited in spades. There's a 20 straddle on, bunch of callers, I call

Restraddle makes it 125, two callers, I repot over 600

Idiot straddler calls with 640 behind

Flop 954 all hearts. I check, he shoves. I don't block hearts but getting more than 3:1 on a call so eventually make it

Fucking idiot has KQ33 with KQ of hearts

So fucking sick of retards being rewarded at my expense, someone check him for vibrating beads

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Sigh. I'm in the blinds with AAQQ suited in spades. There's a 20 straddle on, bunch of callers, I call

Restraddle makes it 125, two callers, I repot over 600

Idiot straddler calls with 640 behind

Flop 954 all hearts. I check, he shoves. I don't block hearts but getting more than 3:1 on a call so eventually make it

Fucking idiot has KQ33 with KQ of hearts

So fucking sick of retards being rewarded at my expense, someone check him for vibrating beads

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One of the first time I ever had to play plo was in Spain. I had AAKK double suited
The whole table lost their mind when I potted for 3/4 of my stack
Like 5 or 6 players
I had runner runner straight and flush on the flop but just all airball
Some guy called with like 22j10 off and made quad 2s or something insane
I’ve never made a nickel at plo
Flopped the nuts at a Tokyo underground game maybe 3 times and lost 1,000 that night in under two hours losing to gut shot and runner flush
 

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One of the first time I ever had to play plo was in Spain. I had AAKK double suited
The whole table lost their mind when I potted for 3/4 of my stack
Like 5 or 6 players
I had runner runner straight and flush on the flop but just all airball
Some guy called with like 22j10 off and made quad 2s or something insane
I’ve never made a nickel at plo
Flopped the nuts at a Tokyo underground game maybe 3 times and lost 1,000 that night in under two hours losing to gut shot and runner flush

SUCKA DEALAHS!
 

Anthony Martino

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Lol. I am in for 1800. 20 straddle on, maniac makes it 75, one caller, I shove for my last 225 with KQT2 double suited

THREE callers

Flop is Q82 with two clubs, so two pair, 2nd flush draw

They all check

Turn Ace giving me nut flush. Checked to shorty who shoves last 60, two callers

River 4 clubs and first guy shoves and is in there with 5443 and rivers the straight flush

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